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Accident Victim Given Viagra to Rectify Wrong Dong
Hong Kong - A 52-year old Hong Kong man who said being hit by a motorcycle hurt his sex life has been awarded a year's supply of Viagra as part of his court settlement.
The South China Morning Post reports the judge awarded Cook Chan Kwun-tak $550 to purchase the medication. The money is part of a $320,000 compensation package for Chan, who was hit by a motorcycle in June 1997. Chan originally asked for $5,500 worth of Viagra enough for a 10-year supply -- to solve his sexual problems. But the judge ruled there was no reasonable evidence a 10-year treatment was necessary. This is the first time a Hong Kong court has awarded money for Viagra.
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DeadManWalking
(10.21.2000 5:38:45 PM EST)
Just wondering... Does a Chinese guy need to take only half the usual dose of Viagra due to the half sized peepee?
"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's get this over with and I'll get back to killing you with beer." - H.J.Simpson
My Hong Kong Dong,
Has gone all wrong,
Now it won't get long,
It's a sad, sad song...
There are just too damned many people in this world who will not be content with running their own miserable lives!
OOOOO...
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  started by
mizike
(10.21.2000 0:05:32 AM EST)
Too bad chineese have small penis.....First punk-asses!
I think I'm gonna puke...
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