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Photo Shoot Gives Nudist Swelled Head

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/23/2000
 
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ROTHENBURG, Germany - And you thought it was tragic when Humpty Dumpty fell

off the wall. A German native was found in a garden in

the city of Rothenburg after he fell 16 feet off of a

wall. He is in critical condition. The tragedy would

not have been so remarkable if the victim were not

completely nude. It seems the shutterbug was taking

nude photos of himself when he somehow lost his

balance. Police are looking forward to developing the

film in his camera to see if it can shed any light on

the accident.

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My reason (0 replies)
started by SpudMcgee
(10.24.2000 8:18:22 AM EST)

The reason I did this is cause I wanted a risky photo of myself for my collection

This is one guy.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(10.23.2000 11:50:09 AM EST)


...that needs a webcam - so he STAYS home.
12 move feet, and he would have been a Darwin award. Damn.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

The german dude (1 reply)
started by scotty9010
(10.23.2000 10:50:51 AM EST)

I sure hope that this dude has a good looking body or he will be laughed at all over the world.

Why doesn't he..... (0 replies)
started by mizike
(10.23.2000 1:45:02 AM EST)

just stay home and whack off like everyone else???

I think I'm gonna puke...

okay.... (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(10.23.2000 0:19:06 AM EST)

but more importantly,what condition is his johnson in?

"You da best he-bitch in my man-stable.If I had 2 more manginas like you,I'd be a millionare"

shed light on the accident ? (0 replies)
started by daveminster
(10.23.2000 0:13:31 AM EST)

I dont think so ....

Smokehouse (0 replies)  
started by Smokehouse
(10.23.2000 0:05:59 AM EST)

I am first you sick twisted fucks!!



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