"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
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Yo Mama ...
is so old even God calls her mother!
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Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.
Manson is God
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SuicideKing
(10.25.2000 11:26:33 AM EST)
pregant actress Sharon Tate and the LaBianca people got what was coming to them
This piece of shit
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.25.2000 8:53:34 AM EST)
This is the reason that the death penalty should've been reinstated at the time.
He is such a small minded fuck
He's just doing it for the conjugal visits. Hey, wouldn't you? But, for god's sake, don't let him breed!!
Ride the Log Ride: The only time they can get off and keep riding.
$$$
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ajcrambes
(10.24.2000 7:00:49 PM EST)
He might find someone to do it for $$$. I know some one who will, I could hook him up, but then he'd have to pay me too.
Any Visits?
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 5:50:07 PM EST)
His to-be-bride will never again be able to complain that he never tries eat-her-out!!
If anything, she might say "read my lips, no more bush!! :)"
Yeah
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(10.24.2000 1:24:20 PM EST)
How will he stay faithful to his wife when every other inmate will be banging his ass?
Why doesn't...
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started by
mizike
(10.24.2000 0:04:49 AM EST)
he marry Bubba, his cell mate. They could make sweet butt love forever.
I think I'm gonna puke...
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