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CHICAGO, Illinois - What should you do to avoid being abducted by aliens? The Center For UFO Studies (CUFOS) has issued a report suggesting that sleeping on your stomach is the most effective thing you can do. No reason was given why this position is most effective.
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But...
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started by
BriRedfern
(10.26.2000 9:38:20 AM EST)
We all know you don't really have a girlfriend.
What's so bad?
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started by
yusaku999
(10.26.2000 4:56:41 AM EST)
As far as I'm concerned, I'd rather be with the aliens. The world sucks. But let me bring my girlfriend. She's cool. It'll be a romantic getaway. Awww!
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
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NOT MUCH FUN
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started by
donut38
(10.26.2000 0:17:39 AM EST)
THE PROBING THAT IS
First!
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started by
mizike
(10.25.2000 11:57:53 PM EST)
But if you sleep like that, they probe your ass!
I think I'm gonna puke...
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