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CHICAGO, IL - I am at a loss to understand a recent item in which you claim that the Center for UFO Studies has issued a report about abduction prevention. CUFOS, of which I am a longtime officer, has done no such thing, nor would it do such a thing. Clearly, you know nothing about our organization, which has treated the abduction phenomenon with great caution. We're a conservative bunch, and the notion that weŽd urge people to sleep on their stomachs so as not to be abducted is -- well -- pretty damned strange, especially when we're not even prepared to endorse the unproved allegation that aliens are abducting people in the first place.
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Don't listen to him!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.27.2000 1:02:00 PM EST)
He's one of the aliens! He's trying to cover up the whole abduction thing! Sleeping on your belly probably DOES interfer with their sensors and they don't want that!
Don't get on that space ship! "How to Serve Man" -- we've finally decoded it. It's a cook book!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
Yeah?
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yusaku999
(10.27.2000 0:43:34 AM EST)
Here we have a man with great insight.
Hey Moron!! Stop wasting my time with your stupidity.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/
Fucking Shit
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bbbhhcc
(10.27.2000 0:30:41 AM EST)
Fucking Shit
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