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New CD Will Have Neighbors Whirring for More
By: BizarreNews Published: 10/28/2000

NEW ZEALAND - Tired of listening to your rowdy neighbors party all
night? Geoff Marsland in New Zealand has developed the
perfect weapon to annoy the pesky partiers. It is an
hour long CD featuring 64 uninterrupted minutes of the
high-pitched whirring of a lawnmower. Marsland said
that you have to sometimes remind people that there
are others living nearby. Over 4000 copies of the CD
have been sold since its release. And according to
Marsland, this is only the beginning. I´m going to do
one on farm sounds as well, he concluded.

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started by yusaku999
(10.29.2000 11:57:49 PM EST)
But how do you block the sound out for yourself? Probably a good idea to run that, and go out to eat. Good thing I live on the second floor.
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

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started by hardball
(10.28.2000 2:49:23 PM EST)
This was in home towns news paper two month ago. Way to be top of things goof.
Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

Math Test? (8 replies)
started by djcarpet
(10.28.2000 11:21:14 AM EST)
How do you get 64 uninterrupted minutes on a 60 minute CD?

That sounds... (0 replies)
started by mizike
(10.28.2000 0:03:09 AM EST)
like the coolest idea. But I want a CD with just porno noises.
I think I'm gonna puke...

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