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Elected Official Flees When Caught With Her Pants Down

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/29/2000
 
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WAUKESHA, Wisconsin - An elected official of the Portage County Board is

being charged with attempting to elude and obstruct an

officer and faces up to three years in prison. Selma

Troyanoski, 53, was reportedly driving without pants

or underwear to a Wisconsin County Association

convention in Lake Geneva when she pulled over in an

abandoned parking lot to rest. An officer saw her

slumped over in the car and went to investigate when

suddenly Troyanoski sped off. The officer chased her,

and reported that at times the speeds escalated up to

110 mph. The chase ended when police blocked her into

a residential street. When she refused to get out of

the vehicle, police smashed the windows and pulled her

out after they saw her leaning over to pick up her

clothes. Troyanoski said she typically drives long

distances without pants and underwear on because she

gets very sweaty.

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Phil (Aust) (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.22.2001 0:13:44 AM EST)

I'm very sorry officer I'll neverlet my fucking mother out again. You didn't mention what happened to the guy who was seen running off with mum's strap on hanging out his rear-end.

i have seen it (0 replies)
started by cueball519
(01.30.2001 5:31:24 PM EST)

i drive a truck and i see it all the time.i wish they all would do it. ladys drive in the buff.think you

cool

Band camp? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 10:20:29 AM EST)

It was overheard that the 53-year old was telling the officer: "Once, at Band Camp.......

Freak (0 replies)
started by Firestarter1
(11.02.2000 7:52:41 PM EST)

Who the hell would drive around without pants on. Just wear comftorable shorts!

Juliana

huh? (0 replies)
started by wickedcircusfreak
(11.01.2000 10:41:47 PM EST)

there was this one time when i was driving down the road, and this cop pulled me over and i was like, dammit. so i never got the urge to moon him because i figured if i did, then he would probably get mad, but when he turned his back, i flipped him off. i never said it was an interesting story.

Driving While Sweatty (0 replies)
started by wlass69082
(10.30.2000 6:52:17 PM EST)

If she drives naked because she gets so sweatty, I wonder what her car seats are like, absorbing all her "natural" body fluids
1

driving while sweaty (0 replies)
started by rkelly
(10.30.2000 2:58:51 PM EST)

i don't buy her excuse of taking off her clothes while driving cuz she gets sweaty. i sweat a fair amount and have never had that urge. i think she does it for the turn-on.

Rare... (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(10.29.2000 11:45:50 PM EST)

I'm from Green Bay, and this kind of a story really never comes up... I'm surprised.

Crazy old people, I guess. Ha ha ha...

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

i live there (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(10.29.2000 4:36:45 PM EST)

yea it was like this 60 yr old lady it was really sick
i live right next to wausa

What a view..... (1 reply)
started by tjshere
(10.29.2000 10:12:27 AM EST)

When she "leaned over" to get her clothes. Why didn't they say where they found the vibrator?

Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

PU (0 replies)
started by thejudgerules
(10.29.2000 1:37:00 AM EST)

This 53 year old bitch's cunt smelled like my sneakers after I have run 25 miles in them. This is what alerted the cops. Or should I say the FUZZ?

thejudgerules

ANOTHER (0 replies)
started by donut38
(10.29.2000 0:02:01 AM EST)

STUPID IDIOT

That... (0 replies)  
started by mizike
(10.28.2000 11:58:01 PM EST)

is the dumbest shit I ever heard. She would fit in as president, I nominate that moron.
"I can't bear it anymore...pass the tweek."

I think I'm gonna puke...

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