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    Bizarre Travelog: Dutch Brothels Legalized

    By: BizarreNewsPublished: 10/30/2000
     
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    ROTTERDAM, Netherlands - Queen Beatrix has signed into law legislation that finally lifts an 88-year-old ban on sex establishments.

    While prostitution itself was already legal brothels were considered illegal but tolerated. Now, however, practitioners of the world's oldest profession will enjoy employment benefits, a pension, and much to the gratification of politicians, prostitutes and brothel owners alike will be obliged to pay taxes. The Dutch sex industry, along with the coffee shops that sell small quantities of marijuana,generate billions of dollars each year.

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    info on American girls in Dutch Brothels (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (04.09.2001 8:14:59 PM EST)

    I would like to know how an American girl goes about getting a job in a dutch brothel.

    huh? (0 replies)
    started by wickedcircusfreak
    (11.01.2000 10:45:17 PM EST)

    well, there was this one time i was drunk, and i saw this mexican prostitute. so i asked her if her 'you know what' was also slanted, it was then that i remembered that it was japs and chinks who had slanted eyes. wait a minute, can i type that without pissing anyone off?

    HA! (0 replies)
    started by disposablehero
    (10.30.2000 9:16:17 PM EST)

    take that you fucking canada lovers! the neatherlands rules!!!! go holland! dutch are cool!

    PUT THE CLERKS CARTOON BACK ON TV

    What a place... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (10.30.2000 2:57:29 PM EST)


    You can smoke your pipe while having your pipe smoked!



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    about bloody time (0 replies)
    started by malicioustom
    (10.30.2000 2:09:16 PM EST)

    its about bloody time too -drugs should be legalised so that schools get some of all that wonderful money

    Damnit, I didn't mean hemp... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.30.2000 1:03:58 PM EST)

    I meant hashish! narf
    I just got up, I'm still a little groggy, and if you say what am I doing just getting up at 12:54, I've got two words for ya

    §üΩïЀKìñG
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs

    That's why I'm going to Amsterdam (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (10.30.2000 12:52:14 PM EST)

    in 2 years or so, I'm going to take a cheap trip to Amsterdam and stay for a few weeks, ahhh, the sidewalk cafes, the hemp, the weed, the sex museums, even heroin is legal, though I'll stay away from that

    §üΩïЀKìñG
    Smoked a bong, killed a cat Had my nuts attacked by rats Dad got nude, I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs

    Hey.. (0 replies)
    started by MoparGal
    (10.30.2000 9:01:11 AM EST)

    That is a good idea. It's all going on weather everyone likes it or not. Sooo, why not collect taxes on it & ease the burden for the rest of us? Makes sense to me.

    §L

    fetus and the coathanger (0 replies)
    started by onerabbiddmidget
    (10.30.2000 5:53:12 AM EST)

    they fetus played a futile game of tag with the coathanger.

    and the midget grinned in it's regular sadistic manner.

    I agree... (0 replies)
    started by mizike
    (10.30.2000 0:20:24 AM EST)

    we need to legalize. This country would get even better.
    "Pass the bong, lets celebrate."

    I think I'm gonna puke...

    I THINK THAT WE COULD (0 replies)
    started by donut38
    (10.30.2000 0:11:15 AM EST)

    ALL LEARN A LESSON FROM THAT COUNTRY LEGAL POT AND LEGAL HOOKERS WHAT A PLACE

    Reminds me of a stupid suit. (0 replies)  
    started by yusaku999
    (10.29.2000 11:58:53 PM EST)

    A girl sued her phone sex company for getting carpal tunnel syndrome. ...

    Yeah, she won.

    What a sick world we live in, huh?

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