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ROMANIA - Common sense evidently has no bearing when it comes to male barroom competitions. This was the case when a 43-year-old Romanian man put a wheel bearing on his penis to compete in a contest with his friends to see who had the longest appendage.
The man reportedly tried to carry on as if nothing was wrong for three days in hopes that the bearing would come off. However, the pain became to intense so he had a friend drive him to the hospital. Dr. Mihail Serbanescu carried out a three hour operation to remove the bearing. Serbanescu explained that since the bearing was made of toughened steel, the penis had to be cut open and drained. Doctors say the penis should function normally again after three months´ rest.
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DAD
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.02.2000 9:24:25 PM EST)
DO U HATE YOUR DAD
huh?
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started by
wickedcircusfreak
(11.01.2000 10:48:11 PM EST)
well, i know that i often suffer from penis envy, especially when i watch the nature channel. i mean, those elephants, wow. thats all i have to say, wow.
Oh,
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started by
bigpaul
(10.31.2000 8:41:24 PM EST)
He should have used ball bearings.
Hmmm
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started by
ZRT
(10.31.2000 3:44:41 PM EST)
I heard he went to the doctor's and said "this wheel bearing is driving me nuts..."
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
HAHAHHA
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daveminster
(10.31.2000 1:10:22 AM EST)
Doctors say the penis should function normally again after three months´ rest.
THREE MONTHS !!! WOUUUUUUAH
That dude..
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started by
mizike
(10.31.2000 0:41:58 AM EST)
is a moron. You don't goof around with your member, you just might need it.
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