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Naked Jailbird Flies the Coop

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/02/2000
 
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CEDARBURG, Wisconsin - A suspected bank robber exposed more than his guilt when he allegedly grabbed a guard´s gun, shot off his

chains and ran off in the nude. The 24-year-old man

was arrested for armed robbery and was taken to a

hospital for treatment for heroin withdrawal. It was

reported that the man´s gown came off as he fought his

way out of the hospital. The pursuit ended when police shot him in the buttocks.

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started by Boogers4Sale
(11.07.2000 7:23:58 AM EST)

Whose arm did he rob anyway? Goofball needs to be more specific.

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Naked as a jailbird? (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(11.02.2000 2:19:39 AM EST)


What did he do with the gun after he broke the chains? This guy is got to stay in jail and away from the gene pool....

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Sure sucks to be him... (1 reply)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.02.2000 1:34:42 AM EST)


Just what he needs going back to prison: another hole in his ass!



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HA HA HA! (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.02.2000 1:33:43 AM EST)

Now that's funny.

Serves you right, ya jackass!

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