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Acupuncturist Convicted For Ancient Chinese Secret

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/04/2000
 
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SUDBURY, Ont. - Lawrence Chan, 48, was recently found guilty of

sexually assaulting patients during acupuncture

sessions. On two separate occasions Chan touched his

patients´ private parts during the course of his

supposed treatment. He pleaded guilty to one of the

counts in which he tried to insert his fingers into

the vagina of a woman seeking treatment for a neck

problem, but of the second count Chan said he was only

trying to massage the woman´s energy points, which run

through her nipples. The jury didn´t buy it.

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Beef Injection (0 replies)
started by BigJoke
(11.06.2000 11:08:34 PM EST)

The ulimate cure! This guy needs to go back to school. What a dumb fuck!

Beef injection (0 replies)
started by BigJoke
(11.06.2000 11:03:01 PM EST)

A cure without question! He needs to go back to school. What a dumb fuck.

I have found (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.05.2000 5:05:46 PM EST)

that people who don't know how to use the correct form of 'their', 'there' and 'they're' are generally illiterate!

I have found (0 replies)
started by hardball
(11.04.2000 12:35:47 PM EST)

that if you stick your finger up there ass they also forget about there pain.

Gun's Gun's we need more Gun's, what for, to preserve freedom.Don't ask what you country can do for you. Get off your lazy fat ass and get a fucking job.

He's got a good idea (3 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.04.2000 10:17:34 AM EST)

If you can't cure your patient's pain, the next best thing would be to try and take their minds off of it.

Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

It doesnt surprise me (0 replies)
started by lemonmerchant
(11.04.2000 8:12:38 AM EST)

He probably has nothing better to do in Sudbury.

What did they expect... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.04.2000 0:32:27 AM EST)


...a little Chinese prick?



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I WOULDN`T BUY IT (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.04.2000 0:20:19 AM EST)

BUT NICE TRY THOUGH

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