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By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/05/2000
 
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CLEVELAND, Ohio - It was another typical morning for Elese Martin. She

was just making her way into the bathroom when she

thought she saw something floating in the toilet. What

she found when she bent over to peek into the bowl was

the majority of a five-foot-long boa constrictor. The

snake was attempting to slither its way into the

apartment via the plumbing but was still partially

trapped in the pipes. If Elese had walked in a few

minutes later she would have found the animal coiled

on the floor, or perhaps in the bathtub. Police

eventually caught it by using a noose designed for

handling wild dogs. Police say the snake may have been

a pet, but building managers say they would evict any

resident who had kept the reptile in the building.

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ssssnake (0 replies)
started by jimf86
(11.30.2000 9:16:46 PM EST)

Here in Tampa we use a trash can and the snake went right in...but we can't even give it away the Zoo or pet shop said no way..

coming soon (0 replies)
started by rekkedhog
(11.06.2000 11:03:15 AM EST)

i bet there's a porn page up within the week catering to "snake/toilet fetish" fans.

"A noble spirit EMBIGGENS the smallest man." - Jebediah Springfield

Scare your kids (0 replies)
started by richardcranium
(11.06.2000 9:00:42 AM EST)

Point this story out to your obnoxious 4 year old nephew and tell him there really are toilet monsters and he is better off going back to pull ups. Your brother will thank you for this.

Richard Cranium

Big snake, big deal! (2 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.05.2000 11:24:36 PM EST)


I remember him when he didn't have a pot to hiss in!



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ooh, a snake in my assssss (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(11.05.2000 1:32:56 AM EST)

somebody help, there's a big snake slithering in my anus, give it some beer!

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TRY EXPLAINING THAT (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.05.2000 0:11:36 AM EST)

TO YOUR HMO

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