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A Royal Pain in the Neck

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/06/2000
 
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ISTANBUL, Turkey - I am sure we have all had sore throats that feel like

we swallowed a cactus. But can you imagine what it

would feel like to have a 1 1/2-inch nail lodged in

your esophagus? This is what seven-year old Bursa had

experienced when doctors discovered a large nail in

her neck as doctors prepared to remove her tonsils.

Bursa reportedly began complaining of sharp throat

pains around the age of two. Doctors believe that is

when she swallowed the nail.

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huh? (0 replies)
started by wickedcircusfreak
(11.06.2000 9:59:04 PM EST)

i was in the doctors office once, and i thought, man it would be cool if a nurse came out and i got to nail her. then, a nurse came out and i was arrested for sexual harrassment.

... (0 replies)
started by woo101
(11.06.2000 2:01:52 AM EST)

you guys are all dumbasses...

woo101

TURKISH DOCTORS (0 replies)
started by donut38
(11.06.2000 0:12:46 AM EST)

I BELIEVE THAT THEY COULD HAVE MISSEDA NAIL THAT BIG ON TWO OR THREE EXAMS

What the hell (0 replies)
started by mizike
(11.06.2000 0:11:32 AM EST)

kinda doctors they got out there anyway?????

I think I'm gonna puke...

Damn... (0 replies)  
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.06.2000 0:08:29 AM EST)

Wouldn't you think they would have noticed the nail then?? What kind of doctors are they!

Oh yeah and I'm first!

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