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It´s Fallen and It Can´t Get Up

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/07/2000
 
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PENNSYLVANIA - A 46-year-old man suffering from depression and

insomnia became permanently aroused after being

prescribed the drug Desyrel. The drug induced an

uncommon side effect known as priapism, which is a

prolonged unsinkable erection. Although many women may

be happy with this change in their partner, it could

result in the death of erectile tissue and finally the

inability to get another erection if left untreated.

The man went to the emergency room and after three

days of agony, his penis was finally drained...permanently. The jury reportedly found the

psychiatrist who prescribed the drug, the pharmacy

that dispensed it, and the emergency room physician

who at first attempted to drain the not-so-magic

wand were all negligent.

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talk about a cure?!?!?!?! (0 replies)
started by rizzo129
(11.12.2000 4:15:03 PM EST)

i have a feeling that this mans depression problems are just beginging

What a great cure!!! (0 replies)
started by dicato1
(11.11.2000 9:19:43 PM EST)

Yeah, I'll bet he's going to have some real problems with depression in the future.

Don't forget guys.... (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.07.2000 2:50:52 PM EST)

When you have a full erection you can not go pee-pee.

A bad erection? (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(11.07.2000 11:04:39 AM EST)


Since when?

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Hydraulics (0 replies)
started by rrrip
(11.07.2000 9:11:07 AM EST)

So! Use the money to have Hydraulics installed!

Erection from hell (0 replies)
started by yusaku999
(11.07.2000 6:07:52 AM EST)

It's ironic...

You may refer to me as Emperor Jason. http://msnhomepages.talkcity.com/PassportPl/yusaku999/

Poor bastard... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.07.2000 1:55:05 AM EST)


Hope he had fun those last three days.



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HE BETTER SUE (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(11.06.2000 11:57:03 PM EST)

FORTHE BIG MONEY

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