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What you will do for money
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started by
diablo511
(04.09.2002 8:39:57 PM EST)
C'mon people Santa is a man...Just like hooters waiters are women...maybe I should become Ms Clause..Apply to be a hooters girl and Spill Mc Donalds Coffee on me...Geezzz...
Stupid
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started by
lews9999
(11.13.2000 0:25:56 AM EST)
Stupid slut
FUCk THIS RULES
huh?
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started by
wickedcircusfreak
(11.08.2000 8:58:20 PM EST)
i was in walmart once and saw santa claus. i went up to him and told him what i wanted for christmas, it turned out to be a jewish, white-headed fat guy. bastard still wouldn't give me my damn presents.
What a...
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started by
mizike
(11.08.2000 5:23:25 PM EST)
HO...HO...WHORE.
I think I'm gonna puke...
I dont think they should've fired her..
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started by
blahblahblah2
(11.08.2000 2:40:45 PM EST)
It was probably the companys idea for her to play santa in the 1st place. I see no reason she would be entitled to 67k for it tho.. Maybe she should change her name to Sue.
Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks
I think
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started by
RedNeckedTulsan
(11.08.2000 11:42:30 AM EST)
All santas should have big boobs. That way when you get to sit on her lap and she wont give you what you want you can give her a titty twister untill she does. Works for me:)
What were they thinking? "Yep. A girl can play santa. Kids won't notice."
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Stupid
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started by
yusaku999
(11.08.2000 3:27:44 AM EST)
Women's rights gone bad. Does anyone wonder why there are people that don't think we'll ever be equal?
This is pure and strange, on the stupid side. What kind of moron ... you know what.. .nevermind. The world is too full of stupid people. I'll never get a decent answer.
Shoot the whore, and the matter is closed.
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Maybe she could be the dyke Santa for those messed-up kids with two mommies.
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What!!!!!!!....
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  started by
latertater
(11.08.2000 0:00:15 AM EST)
$67,000 for playing Santa Clause! Shit, give me a Santa suit and I'll quit my job to work one month a year for that amount of money!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
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