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Romanian Prostitute Refuses to Blow Her Virgin Status

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/11/2000
 
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BARLAND, Romania - Even prostitutes have their virtues. Alicia, a working girl from Barland, Romania, is refusing to have full sexual intercourse because she wants to keep her virginity. Instead, she offers a whole range of sexual services to customers to pay for tuition at the University of Bucharest. The 24-year-old says she does not feel guilty about what she does. Itīs a game and I have the right to a double life and as long as I remain a virgin I feel I can still get married with a clear conscience, she said.

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oi what da fok, leek? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(02.16.2001 7:45:52 AM EST)

oh my god, who actually made that picture of a cat getting sucked off?

Clear conscience huh? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.21.2000 9:46:57 AM EST)

after blowing so many people, having their manhood in her, and rubbing so many of them off? how can she have a clear conscience? she's got fucked up values.

Up The Bum;No Harm Done! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.15.2000 6:57:18 PM EST)

is gettin your pussy sucked or gettin it up the ring classified as losing your virginity................ think so,so just leave poor little romanian tramp alone!

p.s.you're foolin' yourself if you think you can get married with a clear concience after being a ho and not geetin a penis wedged in your hairy romanian slit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SAFE SEX (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.14.2000 3:33:54 PM EST)

If I were to go to Romania I'd look her up. Think about it. A 24 year old that's never been fucked. Just thing what kind of horney thing she must be. I'll take good blow job or tit fuck anyday

lil drummer girl (0 replies)
started by nismo119
(11.14.2000 3:27:23 PM EST)

can you say......DUMBASS!!!

the white dress (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.13.2000 10:40:36 PM EST)

Do you still feel confident in wearing a "virgin pure" white dress with the knowledge that a prostitutes body is underneath.

KaP'N Aype's 2 cents (0 replies)
started by KaptainAype
(11.13.2000 9:13:28 PM EST)

Wow... i guess she sure keeps her dignity just giving head.
P.S. Im never going to Romania...

-=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

No problem (0 replies)
started by coupe
(11.13.2000 0:41:21 AM EST)

It is not a problem with me. If you fucked one pussy, you fucked them all.

But as long as she does a good hand job and a blow job she will get paid her money. I just need to get my rocks off!

maybe (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.12.2000 2:55:45 PM EST)

if you could spell MASTURBATE correctly you may have something...11 years old or not! You have to learn these basic sex terms before you could EVER venture into sadism and masochism, cunnilingus, fornication, coitus, or copulation. Not to mention other forms of lascivious fun!.

materbating (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.11.2000 9:55:11 PM EST)

i have to masterbate 10 times a day or ill have a bad sex life
iam 11 years of age

Oliver knows about "4"neoprene butt plugs" (1 reply)
started by adult
(11.11.2000 9:41:30 PM EST)

You are now officially "OUT OF THE CLOSET". Give it up. Between this chat about buttplugs (way to much knowledge there buttbuddy) and your comments about the men in the recent "BEACH'" video you have proved yourself to be an "official assbandit"! That is ok cause it happens. You are OK....and it is ok...just be yourself, and quit trying to deny your inner-feelings:) Your REAL friends will stay by your side. Peace.

sparky

I've heard..... (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(11.11.2000 7:45:17 AM EST)

...that she has the clearest complexion and softest skin in all of Romania.

Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?

How sweet... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.11.2000 0:38:18 AM EST)


She can't go out without a 4" neoprene butt plug, but she can still wear white at her wedding.



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

HUH??? (0 replies)
started by mizike
(11.11.2000 0:13:30 AM EST)

What a moron. Get a real job, or stick to fucking donkeys.

Want to touch monkey?

WELL (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.11.2000 0:10:28 AM EST)

ISN`T THAT SPECIAL

first (0 replies)  
started by xcytible
(11.11.2000 0:03:35 AM EST)

she claims she doesnt want to blow it b4 she get married?????

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