Martial Arts Experts Demonstrate Kung Fu Penis
By: BizarreNews	Published: 11/14/2000
TAIWAN - It could be considered the ultimate test of one´s manhood. Two Taiwanese Chi Kung experts set a world record by pulling an 11-ton truck with their penises. Hundreds of enthusiastic spectators watched as the two masters performed the test of strength in preparation for plans to pull an airplane in the same way. According to Chi Kung master Tu Chin Sheng, students of this particular martial art can hang up to 200 kilograms from their manhood. Sheng also added that this is a great way to strengthen your sexual performance. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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hmmmmmm............... (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.30.2000 12:02:00 PM EST) Ive heard of "SHAFT DRIVE" but this is rediculas

yes.. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.08.2000 5:17:34 AM EST) but the question remains: Y THE FUCK WOULD ANY FUCKING ONE WANT TO TOW A TRUCK THERE DICK?!?! WE HAVE CABLES TO DO THAT!! the answer: caus there just plain fuckt up.

Thats Bullshit (0 replies) started by bellleon37 (11.18.2000 12:38:25 PM EST) My Russull the oned muscle is for pushing seeds not pulling!! never stop what you like to do!!!!

hell of a stunt (0 replies) started by bikernut (11.17.2000 7:03:42 PM EST) I know I couldn't pull 11 tons but I sure could push it "EATIN AIN'T CHEATIN"

stupidnews (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.16.2000 8:25:16 PM EST) i think you guys are maniacs dont pull an airplain with your man hood you could lose it!

way to go (1 reply) started by uncleslam (11.16.2000 6:43:41 PM EST) chinese men have small penises. Pulling 11 tons with their dinky pinkys should do them a little good.

So What!!! (1 reply) started by bcgroove (11.15.2000 6:26:31 PM EST) You don't have to be a martial artist to pull heavy shit around with your Johnson. I once towed my car 3 miles up hill to a gas station with mine. Didn't even hurt.

haha (0 replies) started by Logan17 (11.14.2000 10:38:50 PM EST) so true RSOUZA, so true LoGaN

SO WHAT! (0 replies) started by RSOUZA (11.14.2000 9:45:54 PM EST) ASIANS ARE KNOWN FOR HAVING SMALL UNITS ANYWAYS. MAYBE THEY'RE CABLE REINFORCED. WHATEVER

lol (0 replies) started by doublej1984 (11.14.2000 11:53:39 AM EST) they get practice from haning their 2 ton wives from it. chicken and pussy don't mix. (Learn from expeareance)

Hehehe.. (0 replies) started by blahblahblah2 (11.14.2000 11:23:19 AM EST) Maybe he should change his name to Tu Long Shlong..? Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

so what! (0 replies) started by ofb (11.14.2000 11:08:11 AM EST) I CAN PULL A HONDA WITH MINE ... WITH THE EMERGENCY BRAKE ON.....

so what! (0 replies) started by ofb (11.14.2000 11:03:05 AM EST) I CAN PULL A HONDA WITH MINE ... WITH THE EMERGENCY BRAKE ON.....

Damn.... (0 replies) started by moeman (11.14.2000 7:45:26 AM EST) All i do with mine is hang my wet towel over it, or put my hat there, basically when i'm not using it for other purposes i'm using it as a clothes hanger. Yawannapeekmypeepee????

Ouch!!! (0 replies) started by boblc (11.14.2000 5:17:36 AM EST) Can you say Chop Sui?

Great comments below! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (11.14.2000 1:39:34 AM EST) All my penis can do is separate two folds.... The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

dude... (0 replies) started by rook30505 (11.14.2000 1:01:16 AM EST) if you can hang 200 kilograms from your manhood, you rule!!! I know I can't! (wish I could though) What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

SOUNDS LIKE (0 replies) started by donut38 (11.14.2000 0:37:22 AM EST) THEY GO TO "GREAT LENGTHS" TO "PULL OFF" A STUNT LIKE THAT

Kaptain Aype's 2 cents (0 replies) started by KaptainAype (11.14.2000 0:22:13 AM EST) Oh my god! What if it got ripped off??? P.S. never buy any hot dogs or sausages that are maid in Taiwan! Arghh...and thats all i have to say about that. -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch

Wow, those guys are tough! (1 reply) started by OliverClozoff (11.14.2000 0:16:59 AM EST) Imagine the discipline required to prepare for such a feat: countless hours of pulling, and pulling, and pulling... And to think, all I ever do with mine is open a few cans. Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Very strange (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.14.2000 0:15:06 AM EST) I must have a weak penis. I can lift a remote control with mine, but that's the extent of my power. I shall enroll my penis in a gym.

Thats.. (0 replies)   started by mizike (11.14.2000 0:03:30 AM EST) cool. But I can open my fridge with mine. Goofballs are better than blue balls.

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