Farmer Puts the Squash on Young Love
By: BizarreNews	Published: 11/15/2000
BRNICKO, Czechoslovakia - A Czech couple definitely picked the wrong place for a roll in the hay when they were run over by a tractor. The lovers were locked in a passionate embrace in a meadow in the rustic village of Brnicko, and did not see or hear a farmer taking a short cut with his tractor across the field. He ran over them causing severe injuries to the woman´s chest and the man´s buttocks. The unmarried couple tried to keep the accident secret until doctors and insurers investigated the origins of the couple´s injuries. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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cum? (0 replies) started by ninnyhammer (12.23.2006 6:31:27 PM EST) i wonder if he came before the tractor hit them

You Go Girl!! (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.21.2000 2:25:29 AM EST) Though I could never have sex w/a-non-human myself,I can appreciate the rarity,the nerve, and the sheer kinkyness of good,well-lit dog-fuck footage like that!We've all seen many people,even politicians and celebrities,kiss dogs on the mouth.(Yuck!)..But what's the fuckin'difference? Same health risk.I know HUMANS who are a worst risk. So you GO-BABY!! And FUCK all those unappreciative shit talkers who won't admitt that the free image you gave us (whether morally right or wrong)is still a rare,freaky,exotic spectacle that ya'just don't see everyday.

thats the best thing i ever seen (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.19.2000 4:22:45 PM EST) that is the coolest thing ive seen sence i had anual sex with my dog

DOGLUV (0 replies) started by tub (11.19.2000 1:02:41 AM EST) Thats fucking sick. What a pathetic whore. You did'nt even have the guts to show hour skank face as Fido was dog-styling your stink-hole. Al Gore is an idiot

electric tractor? (0 replies) started by bikernut (11.17.2000 6:58:07 PM EST) that must have been one hell of a titty fuck "EATIN AIN'T CHEATIN"

Kaptain Aype's 2 cents (0 replies) started by KaptainAype (11.16.2000 7:41:35 PM EST) I had to do a report on Czechoslovakia 3 years ago, too bad i didnt have anything like this to put in the report, its the most boring country you'll ever hear of. P.S. Tractors are LOUD! -=KaP'N AyPe=- You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch <^>(0¿o)<^>

what (0 replies) started by Smeelfug (11.16.2000 10:18:25 AM EST) thats just sick lady. you could find a human to do it

I find that.. (0 replies) started by mizike (11.15.2000 5:42:42 PM EST) happens when I mow the lawn. Goofballs are better than blue balls.

Ha ha! "Buttocks"! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (11.15.2000 10:43:43 AM EST) His ears must have been muffled! The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Lemme see here... (1 reply) started by OliverClozoff (11.15.2000 2:17:57 AM EST) ...he ran over his butt and her tits... What the hell do you think they were doing? Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

oh well (0 replies) started by brucewolcott (11.15.2000 0:51:20 AM EST) if your gonna play u got to pay the farmer!!! hahahahahahahaha down for the count

uhhh... (0 replies)   started by rook30505 (11.15.2000 0:20:07 AM EST) my only advice is....don't get down in a field WHEN THERE ARE TRACTORS NEARBY.especially when they are about to run over your buttocks!but that's just my opinion. Spank my ass What did I do today?Nothing,absolutely nothing.And you know what? It was everything I thought it could be.

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