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"At one point we decided to fight fire with fire. Well... basically... your house burned even faster." — Anonymous Fireman
Snapple Facts
#163 The first penny had the motto "Mind your own business".
Yo Mama ...
is so bald you can see what's on her mind
One Liners
Q: What has six legs and eats pussy? A: You, me and Ellen Degeneres.
Kaptain Aype
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KaptainAype
(11.20.2000 8:11:52 PM EST)
It figures he was mexican or cuban or something. He probably used the grease for his hair.
-=KaP'N AyPe=-
You Filthy Ape Ass Bitch!!!
<^>(0¿o)<^>
SAY NO TO PIRATES!!!
Sorry Daddy'sLittle Girl,
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BriRedfern
(11.20.2000 5:01:06 PM EST)
It looks like Trendkill has been bounced the hell off of this site! Every one can come back to my house for chips, Dips, chains, and whips, no wax on the nipples or anything like that though!! Oh, and beer too, wouldn't want to forget the beer.
Gee........
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dkotler
(11.20.2000 9:50:07 AM EST)
I never knew there were so many uses for the household dog. I guess playing fetch is old school.
Gee........
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started by
dkotler
(11.20.2000 9:49:45 AM EST)
I never knew there were so many uses for the household dog. I guess playing fetch is old school.
Qiuck..
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started by
BlahBlahBlah2
(11.19.2000 11:02:48 PM EST)
Give him a ballot!
He is in Florida??
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started by
mizike
(11.19.2000 8:26:16 PM EST)
What is with those morons lately??
complete jackass
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started by
Kyote
(11.19.2000 3:12:24 AM EST)
what a spunk monkey *lol*
If you have nothing nice to say, say it often....
Geraldo's Dumbass Cousin
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tub
(11.19.2000 0:48:19 AM EST)
Stupid idiot got what he deserved. They shoul have turned on the fire and really taught him a lesson.
SELF INFLICTED STUPIDITY
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started by
donut38
(11.19.2000 0:03:15 AM EST)
JUST ANOTHER DUMB ASS CAUGHT SHORT BY THE LAW OF NATURE
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