Boy Has Swell Time Playing Hide and Seek with Mom
By: BizarreNews	Published: 11/22/2000
AKRON, Ohio - John Wadsworth, 10, picked a bad place to play hide and go seek. The youngster was hiding in a pile of leaves in the back yard of a home his family was renovating, when his mother drove their minivan across the yard. One of the tires rolled over the boy´s face, causing his face to swell. Officials said that luckily the ground underneath his head was soft, giving way when the van ran over him, preventing more serious injury. Traffic officer Jeffrey Ross said if the van had been a few inches over either way, the boy´s windpipe or sternum could have been crushed. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Hmmm... (0 replies) started by GammaGoblin (11.30.2000 3:05:20 PM EST) Yeah, this story is a little too shoddy. Why was the lady driving in her backyard? Why didnt his head crush like a grape? Why would she drive over a pile of leaves? Sounds to holey to me. I love boobies. Who couldn't love boobies?

Hmmm... (0 replies) started by GammaGoblin (11.30.2000 1:27:50 PM EST) Yeah, this story is a little too shoddy. Why was the lady driving in her backyard? Why didnt his head crush like a grape? Why would she drive over a pile of leaves? Sounds to holey to me. I love boobies. Who couldn't love boobies?

what the?????????? (0 replies) started by luckygal55 (11.25.2000 12:38:44 PM EST) why the hell would she be driving over a pile of leaves ------2 make sure her son wasn't under there???????????????????

eminemkillinjuggalo (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.23.2000 10:06:30 PM EST) what the hell was she driving for cpuldnt she tell her son was in the leaves its not like you can cover YOURSELF that good oh the Wiked Klownz will never die!!!

READ THIS!!!!!!!!!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.23.2000 3:38:09 PM EST) YOU ALL SUCK CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESSE CHICKEN!!!!

bull shit (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.23.2000 2:12:35 PM EST) half the shit they put on here is bull shit, just like this is bullshit. there is no fucking way that could have happened.

This woman needs some medication (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.23.2000 1:09:44 AM EST) You think that you have heard it all but no ... there is always a bonehead out there that increases on the level of stupidity

ouch (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.22.2000 11:02:00 PM EST) What a fuckin airhead

huh? (1 reply) started by wickedcircusfreak (11.22.2000 9:28:44 PM EST) his mom made his head swell? isn't that incest?

Speed Bump!!!! (0 replies) started by rickshoe (11.22.2000 9:04:49 PM EST) I saw this on the news the night after it happened. The kids in has school are calling him speed bump. According to the interview of his mother, she didn't know he was there. what was the dumb bitch doing driving over a pile of leaves anyway. assholes like that need to stay out of the drivers seat!!!

hi (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.22.2000 2:35:02 PM EST) hi ur weird

Anatomy (1 reply) started by R2 (11.22.2000 2:15:19 PM EST) If the tire ran over his heaad, but was a few inches either way, it could've crushed his windpipe, or MISSED HIM COMPLETELY. The head is not located between the neck and body

Sad part is.. (0 replies) started by blahblahblah2 (11.22.2000 10:52:27 AM EST) His mother knew he was there. Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

Young kids today.... (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (11.22.2000 10:21:17 AM EST) Kids do the darndest things.... The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

bah! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.22.2000 5:52:50 AM EST) So what, when i was a youngster we walked 15 miles in the snow to get to school and we got run over by van's all the time, damn you weak youngsters of today! you all suck ass!

Oh boy, oh boy! (5 replies) started by OliverClozoff (11.22.2000 0:45:03 AM EST) That was HILARIOUS! Leave it to BN to send in some really funny stuff! "...the boy´s windpipe or sternum could have been crushed." LOL! I think we can all have a good chuckle over this one! Ha ha ha ha ha! Keep 'em comin'! Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

ouch (0 replies) started by brucewolcott (11.22.2000 0:06:30 AM EST) jesus christ,,,,scary shit thumbs up :Þ

THEY NOW CALL HIM (0 replies)   started by donut38 (11.22.2000 0:04:06 AM EST) FIRE STONE BOY KING OF THE TREAD MARK

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