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Woman Tries to Avoid Arrest with A Breast

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/23/2000
 
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GERMANY - A forty-three-year-old German woman did more than

flash a license at police during a routine traffic

stop. The woman flashed her breasts at the police and

then drove off at high speed. She was eventually

trapped by a police patrol car in a dead end street in

Oberhausen, but she refused to get out of the car and

locked the doors. The woman finally gave herself up

after one of the officers smashed a side window and

grabbed her car keys.

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Bitz (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.25.2000 11:27:41 AM EST)

is this what they call a bump and grind?

Right..... (0 replies)
started by MetalChick
(11.24.2000 3:13:47 PM EST)

How stupid and pointless are people like this!!

ok (0 replies)
started by pectacle
(11.23.2000 8:52:00 PM EST)

i decided to kick her ass off and get a new one to do this

So ... (2 replies)
started by jigdog80
(11.23.2000 11:44:21 AM EST)

Might have been more interesting if she had a cock in her ass and a mouth full of spunk....!!!ehehehehe

that was dumb (0 replies)
started by Cowboyes69
(11.23.2000 1:31:30 AM EST)

cant you come up with something better than that

100 percent (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.23.2000 0:43:24 AM EST)

i agree with oliver.....

Damn pectacle..... (0 replies)
started by latertater
(11.23.2000 0:34:06 AM EST)

you have great staying power! If she keeps up that pace for a long time....you are going to be sore in the morning!

Don't take any wooden nickels!

Better idea... (1 reply)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.23.2000 0:22:26 AM EST)


Put the car up on blocks, chain the doors shut, and wait till she has to pee!



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im first (4 replies)  
started by pectacle
(11.23.2000 0:06:26 AM EST)

HEHE

free blow job pic

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