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"This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of...You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things. We're certain that even though the 'evil empire' may have passed, evil still remains. We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for...We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low."-Albuquerque, N.M., the Washington Post, May 31, 2000
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#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
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is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
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Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts?
A: Her navel.
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 Police Bust World´s Most Gullible Hooker | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 11/24/2000 | | |  |
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KENT, Washington - This sounds like a beginning of a good blond joke. Awoman was arrested for the 44th time after willingly climbing into a marked police car and admitting she was a prostitute. The officer pulled over to talk to the woman who was dressed in in a very short dress, stockings and high heels, and asked her for a price. She allegedly admitted to being a prostitute and said she´d take $40. The officer suggested the back of the patrol car and the woman told him she had a lifelong fantasy about uniformed police-men. When she hopped in, the deputy slammed the door, locking her in. She has reportedly been release on bail.
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dumb bitch
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started by
robj70
(11.28.2000 3:42:39 PM EST)
Here's yer sign : StupidRobJ
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GOOD SHIT
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.25.2000 9:57:56 PM EST)
THAT WAS TOTALLY OFF THE HOOK KEEP IT ALL UP MORE NASTY SHIT THOUGH DO YOU GOT THAT SHIT MY PEOPLES
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well...
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started by
rook30505
(11.25.2000 6:27:53 PM EST)
a majority of prostitutes aren't that smart.That's kind of why they're in that line of work. They're not dumb because they're Americans Pikachu is the devil.
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Hi
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.25.2000 3:45:22 PM EST)
I'm a dinosaur
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poophat
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started by
Beemur23
(11.24.2000 8:27:02 PM EST)
I like poop.
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d'oh!
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started by
explosive
(11.24.2000 1:04:12 PM EST)
DUH!!!!!!!!!!
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d'oh!
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started by
explosive
(11.24.2000 12:59:41 PM EST)
DUH!!!!!!!!!!
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fuck sake
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started by
scruff44
(11.24.2000 12:31:24 PM EST)
how dumb do u get? why can't they leave prostitutes alone as they are just doing their job :oPthis site is just pure brilliance
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Why is she gullible?
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jimjack
(11.24.2000 8:58:45 AM EST)
There are enough cops out there fucking hookers while on duty.
This was probably routine for her.jimi
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Why is she gullible?
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jimjack
(11.24.2000 8:55:07 AM EST)
There are enough cops out there fucking hookers while on duty.
This was probably routine for her.jimi
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Most prostitutes....
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NakedCanuck
(11.24.2000 1:58:10 AM EST)
....know how to screw the other guy over.The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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sounds like em
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started by
brucewolcott
(11.24.2000 0:33:47 AM EST)
must be the doughnut shop was closed so they had to go bother the damn hooker,,,,, thumbs up :Þ
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