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Man Rushed to Hospital for Too Much Iron in his Diet

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/25/2000
 
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BEKAA VALLEY, Lebanon - A 30-year-old man took eating junk food to the extreme

when he swallowed 39 metal and plastic knives, forks,

spoons and even lighters during the course of a year.

The man was rushed to Bekaa hospital in a state of

suffocation after swallowing a piece of water pipe.

According to Doctor Jihad Disouqi, The weight of the

metal and other things he swallowed was heavy, but it

did not tear the stomach. He also did not suffer any

serious illness before and no one discovered what he

had been doing. The man, who obviously suffers from a

psychological problem, is reported to be in stable

condition.

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he (0 replies)
started by rye419
(11.27.2000 2:12:52 PM EST)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I like to eat poop!!!
do you????
e-mail me!!

he (0 replies)
started by rye419
(11.27.2000 2:02:44 PM EST)

hehehehehe



I like to eat poop!!!

e-mail me!!

durrhhhhh!!!! (0 replies)
started by Kronic86
(11.25.2000 5:16:34 PM EST)

What a faggot

Iron Man (1 reply)
started by DogBreath
(11.25.2000 2:17:12 PM EST)

How many of those steroid popping guys at the Iron Man competition has the huevos to swallow a water pipe?
I had a girlfriend who could do that.
Woof.
BTW Hi Oliver!

come on (0 replies)
started by SDBerndt
(11.25.2000 3:42:26 AM EST)

No shit. Was that last sentence even needed.

Its so the little green men... (2 replies)
started by mizike
(11.25.2000 1:52:13 AM EST)

in his stomach have some eating utensils.

dumb ass (0 replies)
started by brucewolcott
(11.25.2000 1:38:12 AM EST)

a human friggen garbage truck

thumbs up :Þ

If they had to save him... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.25.2000 0:28:08 AM EST)


...I at least hope they had to good sense to give him a vasectomy while they had him on the table.



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Some People... (0 replies)
started by lemonmerchant
(11.25.2000 0:09:19 AM EST)

I dont care if your insane or not you should have enough common sense not to try that!

HOLY SCRAPMETALAPHOBIA (0 replies)
started by donut38
(11.25.2000 0:08:34 AM EST)

WHAT A DUMBASS

fucked up (0 replies)  
started by daveminster
(11.25.2000 0:04:01 AM EST)

see title for deatils

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