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Hog Wild in First Class

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/27/2000
 
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30,000 FT. ABOVE SEATTLE - Someone at USAirways is getting sacked over this one.

Two women flying from Philadelphia to Seattle managed

to get their 200 pound hog through Philadelphia

International Airport and onto the first-class section

of their flight. How did they manage this? By flashing

a doctor´s note to convince the ground crew that their

200 pound hog was a service animal [kind of like a

seeing-eye pig]. You can´t believe how that dang pig

squealed, commented one passenger. As the plane

approached Seattle the pig charged through the aisles

and attempted to break into the cockpit, according to

a USAirways report. The FAA is focusing on whether the

pig was a flight safety hazard.

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Attention all you liars: Time to wake up!!!!

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(11.28.2000 1:04:49 AM EST)

Sounds like the in-flight meal could have been BBQ. A little coleslaw and some long necks would have made it right.

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First Class Porkers... (0 replies)
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...and their pig.

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For Gods sake.. (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
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Im tired of hearing about this, its from 2 months ago. Fry the fucker up and be done with it.

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At least they were in 1st class... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(11.27.2000 2:04:19 AM EST)


When I fly coach, I usually end up between two of 'em.



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ya know... (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(11.27.2000 1:48:03 AM EST)

it's this kind of shit that makes me embarassed to be an American.

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seems like... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(11.27.2000 0:19:55 AM EST)

Two women, presumably fat bitches, with a pig... geez I'm thinking that they're lesbian lovers who since they're so desperate for a child, got a pig because it resembled them the most and plus, the twirly tail can go where no man has (or wants to) gone before.

WELL DUH (0 replies)
started by donut38
(11.27.2000 0:05:35 AM EST)

A SEEING EYE "PIG" NOW I HAVE HEARD IT ALL

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started by chhine
(11.27.2000 0:00:44 AM EST)

What the hell were they doing with a pig?

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