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have you all
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pectacle
(12.02.2000 10:18:27 PM EST)
99% of the people that come here are kkk members and neo nazis coz i have
umm hmmm!
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generalursus
(11.30.2000 6:39:22 AM EST)
my letter would have said. i wanna come back as claudia schiffer so when people tel me to go fuck myself...i might like it. good kittie!
you dorks saying it's supposed to be ARMS
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SuicideKing
(11.30.2000 3:35:04 AM EST)
NO, IT's SUPPOSED TO BE ALMS, LIKE IT SAYS....part of their religion...it is NOT supposed to be arms...the arms part is just the part where it bit his arm
Part??!!!
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gose23
(11.28.2000 12:10:57 PM EST)
The lions bit off PART of his groin area!!?? That could be one hell of an ice breaker at singles bars.
"Hey, I bet you never seen one like THIS before!!"
Pimpin' ain't easy!!
Lions Rule!
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.28.2000 11:13:37 AM EST)
Rip and Tear!
hmmm
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started by
brucewolcott
(11.28.2000 7:09:48 AM EST)
hes a show off!!! lolol
thumbs up :Þ
At least.....
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started by
tjshere
(11.28.2000 5:21:30 AM EST)
......the lions got to his "groin area." Hopefully this will prevent him from further diluting the gene pool.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
???????!!!!!!!!!!????????
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Anonymous Goofball
(11.28.2000 2:55:07 AM EST)
Didn't he see the sign that said "Please Do Not Feed The Lions" ???
ALMS????
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treeman32
(11.28.2000 0:26:54 AM EST)
Sorry, I already gave my ALMS at the office.
No Comment
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started by
stnrken
(11.28.2000 0:20:55 AM EST)
some people deserve to be eaten alive by lions. he's one of 'em
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
IT WAS A TYPO
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donut38
(11.28.2000 0:00:19 AM EST)
HE SAID ARMS NOT ALMS
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