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Woman Becomes Stuck Trying To Get In Doggie Style

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 11/29/2000
 
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BIRCHINGTON, England - A 31-year-old woman had to be rescued by firemen after

getting stuck in a dog flap. She and a friend were

coming back from a late night party and stopped at a

friends house where the pair were dog-sitting. She

managed to squeeze the top half of her body through

the opening after she discovered the house keys were

lost. How-ever, her bottom half proved to be more

tricky. Once she was well stuck her friend had to call

for emergency assistance. According to officer Dave

Coker from Westgate fire station, We tried pushing on

her backside and pulling her by the thighs but we

couldn´t budge her. In the end we had to take out the

complete plastic frame and cut her free. After the

rescue, the woman explained she was desperate to get

into the house because the terriers inside had been

barking loudly.

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She lied (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.28.2000 12:12:47 PM EST)

It wasnt the loud barking dogs that made her desperate it was the box of donuts on the counter calling to her.

Gato
"beat him into unrecognizable shape" -Kung Fu quote

Great Stuff (0 replies)
started by g69issupper42
(12.25.2000 5:44:25 PM EST)

All of your jokes are hilarious, haven't found any that were not funny. Or maybe I am just one sick puppy as all my friends tell me.

Keep up the good work!

Live life to the fullest, you only have one to live. Enjoy each and every moment.

duh,dumb bitch (0 replies)
started by maddog1965
(12.03.2000 11:05:03 AM EST)

what in the hell was she thinking!!!!!!!!

once (0 replies)
started by pectacle
(12.02.2000 10:14:56 PM EST)

dont kall me white, don't kall me white

Aparently.... (0 replies)
started by DogBreath
(11.30.2000 9:37:39 PM EST)

I guess her tits were smaller than her ass.

Maybe she was trying to follow me into the house?

Yeah, those firemen should have been terriers (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(11.30.2000 3:37:17 AM EST)

terriers of her derrier...hehehe


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What's up, shmokahs? Puff puff givity give!

OH THE HUMILITY OF IT ALL (0 replies)
started by donut38
(11.29.2000 2:08:39 PM EST)

STUPIDITY IS "PRICELESS"

Only in England.... (0 replies)
started by NakedCanuck
(11.29.2000 1:13:12 PM EST)


Actually, isn't this just like a woman to think she's 4 sizes smaller than she actually is?
"Gee, that door is sized for a dog which is about a size 2..... perfect! I'm a size two!"
Yeah right. You were a size two when you were two.

The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

It woulda been funnier.. (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(11.29.2000 10:28:48 AM EST)

If the dogs didnt like her and had gnawed her face off..

Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

You know..... (2 replies)
started by latertater
(11.29.2000 0:40:37 AM EST)

those firemen really missed their chance for a late night quickie! I'm talking about a train here. Choo Chooooooooo........

Don't take any wooden nickels!

Ouch (0 replies)  
started by TheLitt
(11.29.2000 0:13:13 AM EST)

Ouch

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