Teenager Burns His Bridges as Professional Wrestler
By: BizarreNews	Published: 11/30/2000
OHIO - 17-year-old professional wrestling fan Andrew Teausch and several of his friends decided to hold a mock wrestling match in the front yard. Teausch was planning to debut a new stunt where he leaped from the roof of his house onto a folding table which he had doused in gasoline and set on fire. While his friends videotaped him, the boy jumped from the roof, crashing into the flames below, setting most of his clothes on fire. Amazingly enough, Teausch´s father, also a wrestling fan, was witness to the whole event, en couraging his son´s daredevil plans. The younger Teausch received severe burns, as did the elder Teausch when he tried to extinguish his son. The authorities have demanded the tape as evidence of child endangerment. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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I want to see that tape! (0 replies) started by wildbilltx (03.13.2001 5:46:28 AM EST) Thats a pretty wild-ass stunt. I would love to see the tape of it, anyone have a capure of it?

heh (0 replies) started by fza (02.03.2001 8:20:38 PM EST) i think that that's pretty fuckin cool, if u dont think so FUCK U! fza@postmark.net

incest (0 replies) started by danielwebb11 (01.09.2001 4:28:28 PM EST) That whats happens when you fuck your uncle daniely2k

red necks (0 replies) started by durochershouse (12.29.2000 3:13:20 PM EST) that is what happens when relatives reproduce with each other. durochershouse

Dumb Ass (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.08.2000 9:50:41 AM EST) Thats what you get whe you have sex with you cuz!

Dumb Ass (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.08.2000 9:49:29 AM EST) Thats what you get whe you have sex with you cuz!

Jesus Harold Christ!?! (0 replies) started by dogma (12.03.2000 2:32:12 PM EST) ...and you mother fuckers make fun of people from Arkansas,(we were smart enought to get rid of Clinton!)

HAHA (0 replies) started by pectacle (12.02.2000 10:06:37 PM EST) I bet ANNY MAY and Billy RAY is gonna have to be savin for anuther month 2 buy them a new table

STUPID (0 replies) started by 009 (12.02.2000 8:58:27 PM EST) MAYBE THIS IS SURVIVAL OF THE DUMBEST?

test (1 reply) started by barney (12.02.2000 6:27:16 AM EST) What does a redneck say right before he dies? Hey y'all, watch this. barney

popups (0 replies) started by kylelambert (12.01.2000 10:57:16 PM EST) Whats up with all the ppoups on this site now. Its disappointing. I used to really enjoy this site.

popups (0 replies) started by kylelambert (12.01.2000 10:55:32 PM EST) Whats up with all the ppoups on this site now. Its disappointing. I used to really enjoy this site.

dumbasses (0 replies) started by rook30505 (11.30.2000 11:38:41 PM EST) ya know..the people that wrestle profesionally are PROFESIONALS!that's why they make all that money. Pikachu is the devil.

Ha ha It's living proof!!! (0 replies) started by DogBreath (11.30.2000 9:46:09 PM EST) Wrestling fans ate paint chips for breakfast. Watching wrestling also causes additional brain damage. Light another one SK wwwwwwhhhhhoooopppppppp choke cough. WWWWWWwooooooooohhhhooooo

Wrestling IS gay (1 reply) started by BriRedfern (11.30.2000 3:22:35 PM EST) But from what I can tell Suicide King is not. He likes Boobies, I've heard him say it before... Yo man! Don't Bogart that shit!!!

I'm not gay double j (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (11.30.2000 12:48:31 PM EST) wrestling is...I can just imagine you and your little buddies standing around, ooh boy next I'll put my arm like this and you pretend to fall, but bounce over when you do and I'll go to drop on you and you can chokeslam me...is that pretty accurate, or did I forget the part where you fuck the pig during it? §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG What's up, shmokahs? Puff puff givity give!

Stop the spam (0 replies) started by kjacl (11.30.2000 12:44:16 PM EST) Everytime I click to open an article or hyperlink here in Goofball I get another anoying window popping up with junk. I hope this stops I have 10 different spam windows open now, will close all and stay off site for awhile.

well, (0 replies) started by doublej1984 (11.30.2000 11:43:29 AM EST) me and my firends have mock matches all the time but we never jump off houses into flaming tables. Its not what you see on tv its what you don't see (all in the preperation). Oh and also, wrestling isn't gay but suicide king sure is. am I just paranoid? nope, Im just stoned.

We dont need no water.. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (11.30.2000 10:00:40 AM EST) Let the inbred bastards burn! Burn inbred bastard.. BURN!

wtf (0 replies) started by madcow (11.30.2000 8:58:18 AM EST) ewww i live in ohio i am now completely embarrassed grr they must live like near west virginia or some shit cuz where i live noone is like that hmmmmmm wow i have lost much respect for ohio it really does suck ass madcow

words to live by (0 replies) started by generalursus (11.30.2000 6:32:05 AM EST) inbreeding kills brain cells..................nu said!

haha....there's kids here in NY that do that shit. (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (11.30.2000 3:34:50 AM EST) they sell the videotapes...if someone offers to sell me a tape I'll cram it right in their rectum sideways and then set the end of the film on fire and let it burn...wrestling is just plain gay...like your mom.... PEACE §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG What's up, shmokahs? Puff puff givity give!

Ready for Darwin... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (11.30.2000 1:36:11 AM EST) I suggest they take them both down to the SPCA and have them neutered. Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

Like Father, Like Son...... (1 reply) started by NakedCanuck (11.30.2000 0:34:31 AM EST) Like, how shallow is the gene pool in Ohio? The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Yup (0 replies) started by davel23 (11.30.2000 0:29:50 AM EST) And dumbasses will be dumbasses.

boys (0 replies) started by brucewolcott (11.30.2000 0:07:50 AM EST) will be boys!!!!!!!!! thumbs up :Þ

YEP (0 replies)   started by donut38 (11.30.2000 0:04:11 AM EST) STUPIDITY LIVES ON IN OHIO

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