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Hospital Refuses to Give A Drop of Blood To Outsiders

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/01/2000
 
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TRANSYLVANIA - The letters B.Y.O.B. stand for Bring Your Own Blood at

a hospital in Transylvania. The staff at the hospital

has been instructed to treat patients from outside its

area only if they bring their own supply of blood for

transfusions. Dorin Florea, the nationalist mayor of

Targu Mures, has told staff at the general hospital

they should save blood for residents of the Romanian

town and its surrounding county, and not give it to

anyone from outside. Patients are reportedly being

told to phone first and ask how much blood they need

to bring for their operations.

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Makes Me Glad (0 replies)
started by tazzys
(12.19.2000 2:54:09 AM EST)

Makes me glad that I don't live in fucking Europe!!!!!

what the hell!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.08.2000 9:43:38 AM EST)

That has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heared in my live. Where the hell I'm I gona find blood at to bring toyou so you can save my life

well... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.08.2000 4:49:32 AM EST)

... who didnt know romanians were fukt up?

Hmmm. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.03.2000 1:14:19 PM EST)

Now *this* story is ironic. Is Alannis Morisette paying attention?

GAY (0 replies)
started by pectacle
(12.02.2000 9:59:35 PM EST)

This is a new alltime low for Goofball

save the vampires!!!! (0 replies)
started by EZ1221
(12.01.2000 6:29:53 PM EST)

i think they just dont want to help the vampires!!!

i guess (0 replies)
started by brucewolcott
(12.01.2000 7:30:17 AM EST)

everytime i pull in to that hospital i will have to kick the shit out of myself and hold a fucking jug underneath me!!

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Yuck! (0 replies)
started by DogBreath
(12.01.2000 1:34:11 AM EST)

So if your Ol lady is on the rag should you save it?

What a ripoff! (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.01.2000 0:33:51 AM EST)


They have a $5 cover, a $10 cork charge, setups are $1 each, and for all that, the food's nasty, and the band sucks!



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

THEY NEED IT (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.01.2000 0:22:19 AM EST)

FOR THE COCKTAIL HOUR


ACTUALLY IN THIS WORLD WE LIVE IN WITH AIDS AND HEPATITUS RUNNING RAMPANT I WOULDN`T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY

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