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Something Fishy Going on at Congressional Hearing

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/04/2000
 
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MISSOULA, Montana - An Idaho man pleaded guilty for throwing a salmon

patty at a politician during a congressional hearing

to discuss the summer´s wildfires in Montana and

Idaho. Rep. Helen Chenoweth-Hage was not injured in

the attack by 20-year-old Randall Mark of Moscow,

Idaho. However, the hearing at the University of

Montana, came to a halt while she cleaned salmon from

her hair and jacket. Mark made a brief appearance in

theUS District Court at Missoula, Montana, to change

his plea from innocent to guilty. In exchange, federal

prosecutors dropped a second charge accusing him of

assaulting another politician, Rep Rick Hill. Defense

attorney Craig Shannon said Mark expected to be

arrested but was intent on protesting. Mark could

receive up to a year in prison when he is sentenced in

February 6.

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The only thing (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.08.2000 12:03:30 PM EST)

we should throw at a politician is bullets.

I know.. (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(12.04.2000 10:06:07 AM EST)

Ill piss off a politician and see if anyone ever hears from me again..

Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

Public drunkeness (0 replies)
started by epiwsedis
(12.04.2000 1:06:31 AM EST)

Trashy response might work on your neighbors.

People have ... (0 replies)  
started by yusaku999
(12.04.2000 0:01:44 AM EST)

TOO MUCH TIME on thier hands. This is ... stupid.

Abolish lawyers now.

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