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Goodness, Gracious, Great Boobs of Fire

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/06/2000
 
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SCRANTON, Pennsylvania - Patricia Ryan, a stripper at the Cabaret Nightclub, had a routine that kept audiences riveted. During her

performance she would breathe fire using 151-proof

rum. Unfortunately, during one performance, some of

the alcohol dribbled onto her breasts and ignited,

giving her second degree burns. Ryan subsequently sued the club, claiming they didn´t have the proper safety

equipment and that fellow employees didn´t act quickly

enough to help her. The now ex-stripper was awarded

$360,000. That´s comes to about 180 thousand per

breast.

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my girl friend would do that (0 replies)
started by mooro100
(04.26.2001 7:27:53 PM EST)

i would set fire to my girlfreinds tits if i thought i would get that much

screwed up!!!!!!!! (0 replies)
started by batgirl2727
(03.19.2001 11:12:15 PM EST)

Lets think about this...A stripper...breathing fire...boobs ignight...complete ignorance gets her 360,000...that is screwed up for sure!!!!

none (0 replies)
started by skulleddog2
(03.16.2001 6:58:45 AM EST)

none

good (0 replies)
started by skulleddog2
(03.16.2001 6:55:41 AM EST)

pretty expensive tits hu!!

SEX (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.16.2000 10:16:52 PM EST)

I LOVE YOU

Burned Boobs! (0 replies)
started by greentree
(12.11.2000 11:57:52 PM EST)

Our society is really getting rediculous. She was the one that was at fault but everyone gets to pay!! Higher insureance costs for everyone....

boobs (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.11.2000 10:47:22 AM EST)

I've always been a Mary-Anne guy.

boobs (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.10.2000 11:24:32 PM EST)

Ginger or Mary-anne? I can never decide!

Anonymous Goofball (1 reply)
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(12.08.2000 11:24:28 PM EST)

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She Got Her Wish!: (0 replies)
started by jenhamann
(12.07.2000 9:26:11 PM EST)

Everybody knows why these "women" are there....for the easy money! Well that's exactly what she got! Now she's set and probably wont be back to work again...for a while anyway!

Jenny Hamann

Ladyprincess (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.07.2000 5:00:06 PM EST)

Please can you help me find download files of jokes like making somebody's screen flip up side down and the flinstones animated file that is funny anything help i need them please please e-mail me at s_sheppard@hotmail.com

holly shit (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.07.2000 2:37:13 PM EST)

Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit Holy shit

Dittsy Broad (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.06.2000 7:26:08 PM EST)

Dittsy Broad Knew That The Stuff She Was Using Was Flammable. The Owner Of The Club Should Of Sued Her For Creating Such A Dangerous Situation.

COPY CAT (0 replies)
started by MLKMN855
(12.06.2000 5:53:17 PM EST)

Mrs. Doubtfire did it first.

the boob... (0 replies)
started by cspimp
(12.06.2000 5:34:41 PM EST)

the boob, the boob, the boob is on fire, we dont need no water...let the fucker burn...burn MOTHERFUCKER burn

Kill whitey!!!!!!

who cares (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.06.2000 2:33:03 PM EST)

so what if she burned herself , everyone is told if you play with fire you'll get burned

I know how to safely handle that situation.... (0 replies)
started by crazypantz
(12.06.2000 2:32:52 PM EST)

hey, i have a flame retardant substance that could put out those fires....just give me a lap dance before you do the fire stunt, then if anything goes wrong, i'll bring out my fire-extinguisher

Titty Flambe' (1 reply)
started by DogBreath
(12.06.2000 10:40:02 AM EST)

Oh waiter I'll have the titties flambe'.

How blonde is she when she spills Bacardi 151 on herself and doesn't wipe it off before doing that trick? I bet she smokes while pumping gas.

Hey PK I heard you had a hot set of titties, how do they compare?

Woof.

i live close to there... (0 replies)
started by moeman
(12.06.2000 7:29:39 AM EST)

and i wish i was at that club when it happened. I would've been laughin my ass off!!! I can't believe it either, that bitch can't hold her liquor so she sues for 360,000.... go figure.

Yawannapeekmypeepee????

old news (0 replies)
started by HHHHASGAME
(12.06.2000 1:27:55 AM EST)

how about something recent

cool (0 replies)
started by rook30505
(12.06.2000 1:09:22 AM EST)

those are some expensive breasts!

Pikachu is the devil.

Merry Xmas! (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.06.2000 1:07:33 AM EST)


Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...



Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

I bet.... (0 replies)
started by latertater
(12.06.2000 0:45:30 AM EST)

she wouldn't be any good at lighting farts, either!

Don't take any wooden nickels!

KaBoom!!! (1 reply)
started by dave3236
(12.06.2000 0:24:19 AM EST)

Good thing they weren't propane implants.

SUPERDAVE

HOT CROSS TITTIES (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.06.2000 0:04:04 AM EST)

SHE SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET A REALLY NICE NEW PAIR FOR THAT PRICE

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