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Hundreds Seek To Become Creature Sweepers

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/09/2000
 
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STROUDSBURG, Pa - A recent job posting for the State Transportation Department broke records for people wanting to interview. The job? Earning $25,000 a year picking up road kill off the highways. Only three positions needed to be filled but had over 300 applicants. One applicant told a reporter, That´s Bambi lying on the road and somebody needs to pick up those creatures before kids see ´em.

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started by mrsix
(12.14.2000 10:52:26 AM EST)

all you can eat!!

it happens (1 reply)
started by MICHAELGRIMMETT
(12.10.2000 1:25:32 PM EST)

This figures. These ridge-runners are lookin' to stock their celler with some fresh runned-over kill.

Hmmm.... (0 replies)
started by dkotler
(12.09.2000 7:13:52 AM EST)

I bet a little baby doe would have a really tight pussy.

yeah (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(12.09.2000 0:29:22 AM EST)

I wouldn't need a hole: I'd just take some of the mangled flesh, wrap it around my dick, and pound away. That job would fucking rule!!!

Wow, (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(12.09.2000 0:15:41 AM EST)

that sounds like my dream job. i would always fuck all the bigger roadkill a little before i scrape em up

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started by estoude1
(12.08.2000 11:58:39 PM EST)

Ummm... okay...

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.

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