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BANGKOK - Kesaraporn Duangsawan had all the makings of a beauty queen. She had style, grace and poise. However, she had one too many things...a penis.
Duangsawan won $138 dollars in a Thai beauty contest, until organizers discovered the beauty queen was a man. The disgraced 22-year-old handed back the prize money five days after the annual Loy Krathong festival beauty pageant in the central Thai province of Ratchaburi. According to officials, she only asked to keep the Miss Media runner-up sash as a memento.
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(12.14.2000 4:00:27 PM EST)
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oh balls
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.13.2000 11:56:55 PM EST)
He must have had a very bad monkey to be spanking him in public like that. Now he spitting, OH BALLS !!
Why.....
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luvly1
(12.13.2000 1:39:27 PM EST)
Why am I not surprised?
Hmm....
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silverstylz
(12.12.2000 6:17:20 PM EST)
This gives me an idea for next year
Hmm....
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silverstylz
(12.12.2000 6:16:30 PM EST)
This gives me an idea for next year
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Confucious Say
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DogBreath
(12.12.2000 11:36:25 AM EST)
Boy who not hold up lid going to Bangkock.
The Dog Man has spoken.
Woof.
Yea Al Gore...
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.12.2000 10:00:55 AM EST)
They didn't find out tell the swim suit contest and saw his hanging chads. Err uhh I mean nads.
Well if I were President....
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alphagore
(12.12.2000 9:34:31 AM EST)
you wouldn't be able to discriminate this poor lil individual because she/he has a penis. And under my new targeted tax cuts this indiviual would be able to keep $38.56 of his prize money
Why do people.....
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latertater
(12.12.2000 8:38:46 AM EST)
try and win $138.00 in a contest? Sounds like a very cheap contest!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
OKAY
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.12.2000 8:10:43 AM EST)
well you kno what I think about that? I think that it was kind of funny, even though I am Thai. Kind of lame at the same time. :)
fuckin lol
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molson116
(12.12.2000 2:09:09 AM EST)
there must be some bad looking fuckin rice nigger bitches in japan or china or where ever the fuck for that fuckin shim to win,
He won fair and square. (Jeez, how skanky were the girls?)
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they didnt know...
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cspimp
(12.12.2000 0:16:27 AM EST)
...until the swimsuit contest.
Kill whitey!!!!!!
HOLY PANTY HOSE
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donut38
(12.12.2000 0:00:25 AM EST)
A GOOD TRY HE HAD THEM ALL FOOLED
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