Saint Still Sanguine 63 Years After Interment
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/18/2000
LACKAWANNA, N.Y. - Recently the body of the late Rev. Nelson H. Baker was exhumed from Holy Cross Cemetery, where it had been at rest for 63 years, for removal to the nearby Our Lady of Victory Basilica. What officials discovered was so startling it immediately caught the attention of the Diocese. Reverend Nelson´s blood was unexplainably fresh. Medical experts have provided sworn testimony as to the remarkably liquid state of the bodily fluids. Baker devoted his life to helping orphaned and troubled youth, unwed mothers and the poor. In 1987 Pope John Paul II named Baker a Servant of God - the first step in the canonization process. The current investigation could lead Baker one step closer to sainthood. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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It's a miracle (0 replies) started by jimfogarty (12.19.2000 7:04:16 PM EST) According to Catholic dogma, the bodies of many saints remain uncorrupted by death. That is, they do not decompose. This has been documented to the remains of many saints. jimfogarty@hotmail.com

GOOFY (0 replies) started by SILVERDESK (12.19.2000 3:06:00 PM EST) COOL STAFF AND REALLY GOOFY

wow, yay, yippee, hoorah! (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (12.18.2000 10:33:27 PM EST) well if that don't just beat all shit, well...okay, it doesn't...nothing to see here people, carry on I like dead bodies...they're chewy §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

this is neither bizarre, (0 replies) started by cspimp (12.18.2000 10:32:41 PM EST) nor funny...it blows Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

liquid body fluids. (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.18.2000 3:14:35 PM EST) Well, after I just finished up with another cream rinse in that old, puckered ass of his. Now they think it's a miracle. I've been lubing his rotting husk for over 63 years and not once did anyone thank me. GO TO HELL!

I'm a saint! (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (12.18.2000 1:35:59 PM EST) Nice. They actually opened the casket. So much for Rest in Peace. The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Wait (0 replies) started by thelizard (12.18.2000 1:32:27 PM EST) In the Catholic church, you need two miracles to be canonized.( It used to be three.) I'm obviously not a priest,(I like pussy, not young boys) but this ain't no miracle. This was bad embalming, and an air-tight casket. Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

It's a miracle! (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (12.18.2000 1:42:18 AM EST) That or the two bottles of vodka that killed him. President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

oK..... (0 replies) started by attika (12.18.2000 1:14:34 AM EST) Just in time for DRACULA 2000, kewl Who's Ya Daddy...

????????????????? (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.17.2000 11:58:47 PM EST) ???????????????

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