Pet´s Playfulness Not Too Hard To Swallow
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/19/2000
MOSCOW - A hamster should be renamed Jonah after surviving being swallowed whole by a dog. The hamster had jumped off the knee of the little girl who owned it, directly into the path of the family dog, which swallowed it in one gulp. The girl´s parents heard the animal squeaking inside the dog and rushed it to the animal hospital. The hamster was reportedly unconscious when it was recovered by vets, however, they were able to resuscitate it. It was not mentioned exactly what method was used to retrieve the hamster. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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ok (0 replies) started by lgarza69 (12.23.2000 6:05:57 PM EST) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!

Word to Dogbreath (0 replies) started by thelizard (12.21.2000 1:06:04 PM EST) Word to Dogbreath, If the dog ain't choking, fuck it..... Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Word to Dogbreath (0 replies) started by thelizard (12.21.2000 1:05:59 PM EST) Word to Dogbreath, If the dog ain't choking, fuck it..... Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

HOLY SHIT (0 replies) started by antman (12.20.2000 9:03:10 PM EST) LUCKY FUCKIN HAMPSTER

hamsters make good meals (0 replies) started by SuicideKing (12.20.2000 2:27:40 AM EST) eat one with a little kibble, it's sure to make your fucking day now leave me the fuck alone you stupid shit eating bitches shut up shut up leave me alone fuc kofffffff §Üî©ìÐéK‡ñG Killers are silent

HEY! (0 replies) started by dave3236 (12.19.2000 11:36:53 PM EST) Screw the hamster, What about the dog? SUPERDAVE

yea right (0 replies) started by therealbigdog (12.19.2000 10:14:01 PM EST) I think I need some documentation on this one.

i know... (0 replies) started by cspimp (12.19.2000 6:09:33 PM EST) ...how they got it out Try the bearded clams, they're excellent.

fart (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.19.2000 12:01:33 PM EST) oh billy i have to fartv

Hamster's can jump? (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (12.19.2000 11:54:27 AM EST) I know hamsters can dance - I've seen it on a website (hamsterdance.com) - but I don't think they can jump. The kid just wanted a new hamster. Thank you, Columbo! The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Got a frog in your throat? (0 replies) started by DogBreath (12.19.2000 9:31:56 AM EST) The big question is why pay a $500 vet bill to retrieve/resuscitate a fucking $3 hamster? Hell the nutritional value of a whole hamster to the dog is better than science diet. I bet the hamster is brain damaged from acid/lack of oxygen. Who wants a $500 hamster with a mental disability? I mean....other than Oliver, that goes without saying you sick puppy! AAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahaa The Dog Man has spoken. Woof.

Dude! That's SICK! (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (12.19.2000 1:24:24 AM EST) Beastial oral felching! President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

SO YOU SAY (0 replies)   started by samiland (12.19.2000 0:12:02 AM EST) FIRST AGAIN PLUS RICHARD GERE EAT YOUR HEART OUT.

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