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Posting Nude Photos on Web Poses Problem for Parolee

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/21/2000
 
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DENVER, Colorado - A brilliant parolee put herself back on the hot seat

after posing naked for websites wearing only an

electronic ankle monitoring bracelet and brandishing

guns. The nude photographs led authorities to search

32-year-old´s Katica Crippen´s home in Denver,

Colorado where they found seven firearms. Crippen, who

had been on parole for 1997 convictions in Colorado

Springs for selling drugs and theft, now faces

additional charges of parole violation and felony

firearm possession.

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Der Anon Goofball (0 replies)
started by TheBulldawg
(12.24.2000 2:43:47 AM EST)

Of course Chicken's don't have lips. If they did, KFC would probably try and sell the fucking lips for $1.99 per piece the dodgy pricks...

I'm a fast motherfucker, Let me tell u 'bout it sucker, If u fuck with me, I'll fuck ur mother. Your sister too, and your best girlfriend.

Der Anon Goofball (0 replies)
started by TheBulldawg
(12.24.2000 2:38:39 AM EST)

Of course Chicken's don't have lips. If they did, KFC would probably try and sell the fucking lips for $1.99 per piece the dodgy pricks...

I'm a fast motherfucker, Let me tell u 'bout it sucker, If u fuck with me, I'll fuck ur mother. Your sister too, and your best girlfriend.

Do chickens have lips? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.23.2000 1:43:01 PM EST)

I think there is a clear answer to this question and I might aswell ask if a park ranger runs about with a poop a scoop?

dumbass (1 reply)
started by bowtye69
(12.21.2000 9:41:48 PM EST)

someone needs to post the pic

SEEN IT! (0 replies)
started by maddog1965
(12.21.2000 7:41:26 PM EST)

can't rember which site ,and i wondered what that was around her ankle ,dumb bitch!

dg (0 replies)
started by Kronic86
(12.21.2000 5:19:43 PM EST)

http://www.zyworld.com/Fu

hmm? (0 replies)
started by stupidfuck
(12.21.2000 3:40:32 PM EST)

does she do things to the guns (y'know the vagina is a cruel and highly acidic enviroment which could produce secretions that are potentially damaging to a gun's finish)?

jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

Not Bad? (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.21.2000 10:55:18 AM EST)

what's up white trash?
check out that hair!

Not Bad! LOOK (0 replies)
started by DogBreath
(12.21.2000 10:22:15 AM EST)

Here she is guys!
http://inmates-for-penpals.com/WOMEN/colorado/withpic/co-095.htm

Ha ha no guns in this pic unless you count the machine gun jubblies.

The Dog Man has spoken. Woof.

Not Bad! LOOK (3 replies)
started by DogBreath
(12.21.2000 10:01:46 AM EST)

Here she is guys!
http://inmates-for-penpals.com/WOMEN/colorado/withpic/co-095.htm

Ha ha no guns in this pic unless you count the machine gun jubblies.

The Dog Man has spoken. Woof.

Oh well (0 replies)
started by tangentman123
(12.21.2000 9:27:30 AM EST)

Search Google for Katica Crippen

No matter where you go, there you are.

What a gal (0 replies)
started by tangentman123
(12.21.2000 9:25:31 AM EST)

A Google search turned up this:
http://www.inmates-for-pe

No matter where you go, there you are.

Try that again (0 replies)
started by tangentman123
(12.21.2000 9:21:15 AM EST)

http://www.inmates-for-pe

No matter where you go, there you are.

Duh! (0 replies)
started by ggibbons
(12.21.2000 7:46:54 AM EST)

Stupid is as stupid does!

ok? (0 replies)
started by dave3236
(12.21.2000 7:19:47 AM EST)

So where are the pics?

SUPERDAVE

second? (0 replies)
started by policeboy
(12.21.2000 4:20:02 AM EST)

Sloppy seconds...

second? (0 replies)
started by policeboy
(12.21.2000 4:19:29 AM EST)

Sloppy seconds...

damn that sucks... (1 reply)
started by SuicideKing
(12.21.2000 2:39:13 AM EST)

of course I've never posted any pictures of myself with guns, and if I did it was only for educational purposes and all guns were legal and properly documented and kept unloaded at all times with the safety on and afterwards returned to their proper secured case so as not to be reached by children. yeah, and stuff

I rule


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Killers are silent

Lock her up... (3 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.21.2000 1:40:13 AM EST)


...for feloneous stupidity!



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wtf is wrong with guns ... guns are cool (0 replies)
started by daveminster
(12.21.2000 0:47:20 AM EST)

see title for details

Homer J. Simpson

First (0 replies)  
started by xuphious
(12.21.2000 0:20:28 AM EST)

ha ha stupid bitch

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