Lapping Bovines Make Bald Men Happy
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/23/2000
PEREIRA, Columbia - A hairdresser in Columbia believes he has the baldness problem licked. The barber from Pereira, which is approximately 100 mile east of the Bogata capital, uses a special tonic and has an actual cow massage his clients scalp with its tongue to encourage hair growth. One of the customers said the treatment has actually made him feel more masculine and more attractive to women. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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Is... (0 replies) started by thelizard (12.28.2000 1:08:16 PM EST) Is this going to be a pay porn site ? Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

"Til the cows come home! (0 replies) started by luvly1 (12.25.2000 2:13:25 AM EST) Oh please!....I can't stop laughing! Not until the cows come home!...Nothing like a true believer!..Is this a true Cow LICK HERE?..........??????????

WOW! (0 replies) started by GQBradBMF (12.24.2000 7:05:47 PM EST) thats news to me...leave a good tip and i bet he'll lick your balls too!

Baldy.... (2 replies) started by TheBulldawg (12.24.2000 2:49:28 AM EST) Baldness isn't a part of life. I am never going to go bald, which is great. Baldness is hereditary. My grandfather still had hair when he died. My Dad and I have really thick, brown hair and everyone reckons we will never go bald. So choke of that, slapnuts... I'm a fast motherfucker, Let me tell u 'bout it sucker, If u fuck with me, I'll fuck ur mother. Your sister too, and your best girlfriend.

baldy (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.23.2000 11:12:05 PM EST) going bald is a part of life get over it its bound to happen one day weather you like it or not!!!

go sit down (0 replies) started by SassyGoddess (12.23.2000 9:24:33 PM EST) my hott i like guys im hott

Cows licking your bald head?? (0 replies) started by mizike (12.23.2000 5:52:33 PM EST) This is going to far!! Cows?? The dogs, sheep, and Rosie Odonnell are gonna be jealous.

Hmmm (2 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.23.2000 2:14:16 PM EST) If the cow licks my cock, will IT grow?

PROBLEM!!!!!!! (2 replies) started by mlkmn855 (12.23.2000 12:54:54 PM EST) Were these cows checked for MAD COW disease; and cows which were fed the growth hormone rBGH------will hair actually grow on the scalp?!?!? If so I know alot of Chia Pet makers who are going to be really pissed! I,m 33,bald head(yes---in both areas),green eyes,and am hung like a mouse.

come to think of it... (0 replies) started by spacehelmet (12.23.2000 4:32:24 AM EST) I am intrigued by the "lick it and it will grow" procedure. Granted--I'd prefer to leave the bald heads and cows out it, but the ESSENCE remains intact! Isn't that what's REALLY important...

AND JUST THINK (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.23.2000 0:20:48 AM EST) I`VE BEEN TRYING FOR YEARS TO GET RID OF MY COWLICKS

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