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Crazy Canucks Test Bullet Proof Vest

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/24/2000
 
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MANITOBA, Canada - Only in Canada would someone ask their friend to shoot

him, not once but twice, to test a bullet proof vest.

The man from Swan River, Manitoba put on the vest and

asked his friend to shoot him in the chest with a .22

caliber rifle while a third man videoed the

experiment. Then,he asked him to shoot him again, this

time with a 12-gauge shotgun in the back. He put a

telephone book under the vest due to the gun´s greater

firepower, but still suffered cracked ribs and

bruises. The men face a firearm prohibition hearing in

January to consider whether they should be allowed to

handle guns.

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I've seen dummer Americans than that (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(05.15.2001 10:31:48 PM EST)

Next time somebody wants to do it.
hey, give me the gun

an M-60 machine gun for example

Fuck you all (0 replies)
started by loserkid
(01.05.2001 10:25:01 PM EST)

Hey, i live in canada, and we're not stupid, and goldfinger, suck my dick you little ho!!!

there once was a man from nantucket

okay (0 replies)
started by mphunter2
(12.28.2000 10:07:05 PM EST)

reminds me of that song by Jeff Foxworthy..."Wheres Your Sign?"

okay (0 replies)
started by mphunter2
(12.28.2000 10:05:52 PM EST)

reminds me of that song by Jeff Foxworthy..."Wheres Your Sighn"

Well well now (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(12.28.2000 1:01:26 PM EST)

Will this be on Jackass this week ?

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

muppets (0 replies)
started by psanderson
(12.28.2000 7:45:07 AM EST)

these guys r seriosly crazy
do not attempt to test B.P.V`s at home kids!

assholes (3 replies)
started by DickGahzinya
(12.27.2000 11:46:09 PM EST)

Canadian should all be fuck in the mouth, because every time they open there mouths they show how big of asses they are.Fuckum in the mouth your gonna get shit on your dick.

......... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.26.2000 2:07:00 PM EST)

.......................um

mizike your fuckin dumb (0 replies)
started by DamienX
(12.26.2000 0:20:19 AM EST)

That ain't part of the Canadian anthem!

DamienX

DUMBFUCK! (1 reply)
started by GQBradBMF
(12.24.2000 7:01:24 PM EST)

FUCK CANADA!

OH CANADA.... (0 replies)
started by mizike
(12.24.2000 5:43:06 PM EST)

OH CANADA, how God shed grace on thee...

I don't know the rest of this Canadian Anthem because I'm from California. We shoot only when we are pissed. And all we ever do out here is get high and surf anyway. Nuff said.

Hummm... (0 replies)
started by 2kp
(12.24.2000 5:19:35 PM EST)

That sure doesn't make me proud to be canadian. I do, however, take comfort in the fact that these ppl we FAR FAR away from here!

I knew it..... (0 replies)
started by dave3236
(12.24.2000 5:16:50 PM EST)

You don't have to be from the south to be a redneck.

Hey Billy Bob Joe Budda, One more time outta do it.

SUPERDAVE

Canada (0 replies)
started by goldfingr
(12.24.2000 4:40:24 PM EST)

I like how it reads "only in Canada". You know, because us Americans have never done anything stupid, especially when it comes to firearms

What were they thinking? (0 replies)
started by craigerj
(12.24.2000 10:29:16 AM EST)

Obviously they were not.Possible honourable mention in this years Darwin Awards

Hrrmmm... (0 replies)
started by TheBulldawg
(12.24.2000 2:33:48 AM EST)

I live in Australia, and I dunno about you Americans but over here, we're not that fucking dumb. A phone book? Dickheads... And what's the point in TESTING a bullet proof vest? Put it on a tree and shoot it and see if it leaves marks in the tree would have been the smart, AUSTRALIAN way :)

I'm a fast motherfucker, Let me tell u 'bout it sucker, If u fuck with me, I'll fuck ur mother. Your sister too, and your best girlfriend.

Doesn't suprise me (0 replies)
started by TunaSaurus
(12.24.2000 2:10:00 AM EST)

I live in Manitoba. The northern area where this happened is full of stupidity. It is amazing what alcohol can do to peoples logic.

HE MIGHT BE STUPID (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.23.2000 11:58:10 PM EST)

BUT HE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO USE THE PHONE BOOK

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