Woman Bites Off More Than She Could Chew in Argument
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/26/2000
NEWCASTLE, England - A British woman admitted in court that she bit off more than she could chew, literally, when she aided a friend in a domestic dispute. Denise Carr, 32, leapt to the defense of her friend Shelley Hutchinson when her husband Neil began attacking her. He then began fighting with Carr, and sat on top of her. Carr told the court she defended herself by biting her attacker in the groin, but hadn´t realized that in doing so, she bit off his testicle. It was only after the police arrived that the missing testicle was discovered under a picture frame in the sitting room. Carr was originally charged with wounding with intent but that was reduced to affray, which she admitted. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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wow (0 replies) started by funboy (01.26.2001 6:38:25 PM EST) That must have been the wwf uncensored!!!! Now the thing i dont get is how she bit off his sack were they fighting in the nude? lol HELLO WHATS UP I LIKE TO HAVE FUN

crunch (0 replies) started by ciarablack (01.14.2001 1:40:23 PM EST) wonder who her dentist is? hmmm...what am i supposed to say here...im not even going to read about what a signature line for commenting is so im just gonna pretend that this is one... hahahaha ... well!?

Bite Back (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.30.2000 9:17:07 PM EST) I would have bit the bitch back.

an eye for an eye (0 replies) started by mphunter2 (12.28.2000 9:05:08 PM EST) I think the man got of pretty lucky.. If anyone attacked me or my friends..I'd bite off more than just a testicle!!! and you can take that to the bank!!!

cool (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.28.2000 2:14:13 PM EST) cool

I ain't down (0 replies) started by thelizard (12.28.2000 1:00:47 PM EST) I ain't down at all with hitting your woman, but this bitch wass'nt HIS woman. I'da straight up snuffed that chick ! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

what the hell (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.28.2000 10:15:25 AM EST) How do u bite off a mans ball and not know about it? I mean he had to feel it and be in pain and she should be charged with more than just affray because now because of her that mans his live will never be the same and he might be able to have kids.

I think it goes without saying... (1 reply) started by spacehelmet (12.28.2000 3:03:28 AM EST) NEVER put your crotch near an angry woman...even one withOUT teeth! Don't even SHAKE it at her tauntingly--you'll just give her ideas. In fact, don't put your ANYthing near an angry woman...unless it's sheathed in Kevlar. What the hell kinda tactic is that ANYway--"I know--I'll sit on her head." GENIUS...

holy shit. (0 replies) started by rook30505 (12.27.2000 11:36:04 PM EST) I think all of the men on goofball.com just grabbed their crotches and moaned collectively. Fry that bitch! Pikachu is the devil.

oh man.. (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.27.2000 4:41:53 PM EST) This is what I call a nutty story

ewww (0 replies) started by erere (12.26.2000 9:24:29 PM EST) she should get a job as a boxer

woooo (0 replies) started by silverstylz (12.26.2000 6:10:30 PM EST) Thank god my woman has no teeth

He can't complain... (0 replies) started by OliverClozoff (12.26.2000 1:21:51 AM EST) He got his nut off, didn't he? President-elect, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

CASTRATION!!!!! (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.26.2000 1:03:42 AM EST) damn women and their jane bobbit style of punishment. WE NEED TO GET THEM BACK!!!!!! a bit of nipple bitings may change their minds....

ouchies.. (0 replies) started by bigtomato (12.26.2000 0:42:50 AM EST) i never bite off more than i can chew lol im a bad, bad girl.. do i hafta go to your room now? :) i hope!

Meatball (0 replies) started by AcidInterval (12.26.2000 0:31:13 AM EST) The arguement actually happened during dinner. The meal was speghetti, and they were fighting over the last MEATBALL. lol.. "Did I just say that outloud?" *Internet killed the radio star!

THEY NOW CALL HIM (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.26.2000 0:04:42 AM EST) LEFTY

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