Willful Splasher Faces $500 Fine
By: BizarreNews	Published: 12/27/2000
MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY - Forget rape, murder and mayhem. A 20-year-old college student is facing the business end of a $500 fine and up to three months in jail for splashing a pedestrian with his truck. Witness Eric Gill said he saw the perpetrator swerve at least five feet off the road to drive through a puddle and splash a woman as she walked on campus. Gill wrote down the license number and then drove alongside the truck to get a look at the driver, whom he said was laughing uproariously. While no victim has even come forward, Assistant Prosecutor Sam Smith said there is enough evidence to try the case. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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damn jews (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (04.20.2001 1:56:02 PM EST) that is fucking jewish

eric gill- chump (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.02.2001 8:50:55 PM EST) whatever happened to having a little fun ? lets all kick erics ass instead of splashing him...........YEA...

Up the River (0 replies) started by verucktjim (12.30.2000 10:45:39 AM EST) Well boy's will be boy's but it sounds like he will be up the river if he doesn't pay that fine.

Kinda.. (0 replies) started by SassyGal (12.29.2000 5:01:47 AM EST) makes ya sick to think they would go after some poor guy for splashing a woman, who didn't think enough about the incident to report it herself. When there are serious crimes being reported every day that are just shoved in a file somewhere & forgotten.

WHAT!?! (0 replies) started by AND1PLAYA (12.29.2000 1:58:54 AM EST) Eric Gill is a fag! Anyone that would snitch on someone like that for no reason is a little BITCH! Right on truck driver guy! SPLASH!

Gotta love it! (0 replies) started by bikerlar (12.27.2000 9:58:38 PM EST) Wish the man would go after rude cage drivers round here.

lalalala (0 replies) started by SassyGoddess (12.27.2000 7:40:14 PM EST) im bored im hott

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hey everyone (0 replies) started by SassyGoddess (12.27.2000 7:33:39 PM EST) hey im hott

!!! (0 replies) started by stupidfuck (12.27.2000 6:35:29 PM EST) was she wearing a t-shirt? jumpinjeezuzonafrigginpogostick!

there isan upside to this, (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.27.2000 4:52:26 PM EST) At least he made her wet.

haaahha (0 replies) started by radman1 (12.27.2000 4:18:10 PM EST) thats pretty dumb

That's nothin' (0 replies) started by noliejames (12.27.2000 9:15:20 AM EST) Hell, we consider that treatment a friendly greeting here in South Dakota....That is after the damn snow and ice has melted....which would be around August :) -Nolie-

GOOD GOD (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (12.27.2000 0:57:48 AM EST) OH GOD ME SO HORNY!!!!

YOUR A MEAN ONE (0 replies)   started by donut38 (12.27.2000 0:02:03 AM EST) MR GRINCH

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