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Eye of Newt, Toe of Frog

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/28/2000
 
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BROKEN ARROW, Oklahoma - We thought we´d never see another student witch story,

but recently 15-year-old Union High School student

Brandi Blackbear has been interrogated and suspended

for just that. When one of her teachers became

mysteriously ill suspicion immediately fell on Brandi

who has made no secret about reading books from the

school library about Wicca. Assistant principal

Charlie Bushyhead suspended Blackbear for 15 days

as an immediate threat to the school, seized her

notebooks, and barred her from drawing or wearing any

Wiccan signs. A federal lawsuit is pending. It´s hard

for me to believe that in the year 2000 I am walking

into court to defend my daughter against charges of

witchcraft, her father said.

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what the fuck? (0 replies)
started by dragonmaster666
(02.20.2001 6:11:32 PM EST)

Wiccan is not satan worship, it's a religion dealing with nature and the earth. Durring the crusades and the inquisition, the catholic church made everybody who wasn't them an enemy. That principal is nothing but a misinformed fuck.

"Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war." -Marc Antony "The Tradgey of Julius Caesar"

I cast spells on bitches (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(01.02.2001 2:44:04 AM EST)

SuicideKing used to be totally spelled in Satanism, but not in the whole baby-killing idealistic shit that Christians spoon-feed every one, in fact I read a piece of information in a book the other day that said in record no true "black masses" or such were ever mentioned or documented. The church uses the government to get its propaganda into your head people, to brainwash everyone like the simple-minded non-individualistic pieces of shit they are. Satanism isn't about Satan, it's about questioning absolute devotion to someone you're not so sure of. It says to believe in YOURSELF. Satan was just an angel who questioned God's superiority, and now is personified as some ghoulish creature who eats babies slaughtered on alters while black candles burn. Fuck that shit.


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Killers are silent

Angles castout (1 reply)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.31.2000 10:46:32 AM EST)

reading and using the bible poeple do things each day in the name of god this in it self is a from. satin being cast out heaven was only one of menny angles castout IF satin holds power what of the others where they all bad or just disagree?

which witch (0 replies)
started by federalobserver
(12.30.2000 9:57:25 PM EST)

Good story, enjoy the moment.

President Clinton was advised several time this summer that Madeline Albright was fucking things up in Israel. Advice ignored leads to many deaths. This is the same way Clinton ignored the school shootings he thought would go away in 1997, contrary to ad

More info on story (0 replies)
started by nimitz68
(12.29.2000 11:26:44 PM EST)

try http://www.okgazette.com/default.asp
or
the daily oklahoman (the paper in Okla City)
and yes IT DID HAPPEN.
I live here in okie-land
I also agree with VladTepes.
Say your a Wiccan in Oklahoma, and people think your a baby killing Satan worshipper.
Thanks god I'm an athiest!

More info please (0 replies)
started by coffeeboy9
(12.29.2000 12:55:39 PM EST)

I am interested in more information regarding this story. If any one knows of where more can be found please e-mail links to coffeeboy9@yahoo.com
Thanks

Lying (2 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.29.2000 2:53:15 AM EST)

Come on owner's of goofball.com. I can't believe you honestly expect us to swallow this one. Think about it. Do you think a school would suspend a student for casting a spell on a teacher? It disgusts me that you guys would get this desperate for hits. Tisk Tisk

stupid (0 replies)
started by VladTepes
(12.28.2000 11:01:59 PM EST)

it's this kind of stupidity that makes wiccans anxious about telling people of their beliefs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

hello (0 replies)
started by SassyGoddess
(12.28.2000 10:37:19 PM EST)

no one talks

im hott [][][][][]

hey (0 replies)
started by SassyGoddess
(12.28.2000 9:57:44 PM EST)

sup everyone

im hott

screwing a witch is as good as it gets (0 replies)
started by therealbigdog
(12.28.2000 9:14:58 PM EST)

unless you piss her off.

What? (0 replies)
started by MoparGal
(12.28.2000 6:51:31 PM EST)

I can't beleive anyone could think a spell made a teacher sick. I think maybe next school board election, a mental examination should be required before anyone from this group is re-elected.


MoparGal


Hey ima okie! (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.28.2000 1:43:01 PM EST)

and i know the difference!! My friends R into stuff like that and if they were suspended 4 it it would be an outrage!!!!!!!!

Welcome (1 reply)
started by thelizard
(12.28.2000 12:54:18 PM EST)

welcome to the USA. A couple of hundred years old, but mentally still a kid..

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

BushyWhat?! (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(12.28.2000 10:48:01 AM EST)

That last name is a curse in itself..

Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

Can this be real?!?!?! (0 replies)
started by BriRedfern
(12.28.2000 10:17:28 AM EST)

If nothing else the names are just plain whacky...

this would never... (0 replies)
started by hellmo51
(12.28.2000 8:51:49 AM EST)

happen in CANADA

HELLMO51

Charlie Bushyhead?? (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(12.28.2000 5:06:19 AM EST)

LMAO!! I think I know his cousin, Charlene Bushycrotch.

9 out of 10 Goofbabes surveyed said TJ is.

Okies are DUMBFUCKS! (0 replies)
started by nimitz68
(12.28.2000 2:02:35 AM EST)

Dumb fucking Okies.
Don't know the difference between Wicca, Satanism, or a cheeseburger.

Eye of which? (0 replies)
started by greenapplesplatters
(12.28.2000 0:05:24 AM EST)

Burn all the mother-fuckers. Salem was right.

Strike a blow for freedom ... Slap a Democrat!

hey (0 replies)  
started by DickGahzinya
(12.28.2000 0:04:25 AM EST)

first

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