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Firefighters Get Baked While Attending to Fire Alarm

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 12/29/2000
 
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BOSTON, Massachusetts - The purple haze coming from an apartment building in

Boston was not from a fire, but from the 52 pounds of

marijuana that was being housed inside the complex.

According to police reports, a fire alarm on the

fourth floor of the apartment building was triggered

by the overwhelmingly sweet scent of the marijuana.

Firefighters reportedly contacted police, and they in

turn obtained a warrant to search the apartment. By

the time they were done, police had confiscated the

pot, almost $400,000 in cash that had been left out in

the open, and four guns and ammunition.

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wow that was the raid on my house..haha (0 replies)
started by SuicideKing
(01.02.2001 2:31:45 AM EST)

I'll outsmoke any one of y'all, hit that shit til my mind is gellin


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Killers are silent

Red Eyes (0 replies)
started by troy
(01.01.2001 9:50:40 PM EST)

That is a fucking cry-n-shame! The stupid bastards deserve to lose all their shit! Sure wish I could have been there first!!!

Dick Head

the fuck (1 reply)
started by kaydon
(01.01.2001 9:03:47 PM EST)

who would just leave that shit out?

explosif

Thats Sad (0 replies)
started by cowjazz
(12.31.2000 1:53:07 PM EST)

I always hate to hear stories about cops ending up with lots of cash and guns. The world is better off if the cops are broke and unarmed.

that's sad.... (1 reply)
started by stnrken
(12.30.2000 1:23:33 AM EST)

if i ever had that much weed, hell when i have any weed, i sure as shit would take a hell of a lot better care of it than those dumb asses

420 24 7

damn (0 replies)
started by glassjaw
(12.29.2000 9:40:50 PM EST)

that's awesome

Forfeit the game, before somebody else takes you out of the frame, and puts your name to shame.Cover up your face, you can't run the race, the pace is too fast, you just won't last.

probando (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(12.29.2000 9:09:36 PM EST)

prueba

Poor Guys (0 replies)
started by MetalChick
(12.29.2000 11:28:51 AM EST)

Those poor fools!! If all my weed was confiscated, I would go crazy. But I do hide mine better.

I don't smoke (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(12.29.2000 8:29:47 AM EST)

I don't smoke ganja anymore, but when I did I took care with my shit. Stupid fucks.....

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

poor bud (0 replies)
started by jbaby
(12.29.2000 4:15:41 AM EST)

hit...enter....twice....m been....cryyyyyyying..WAA

*sniff* (2 replies)
started by jbaby
(12.29.2000 4:14:24 AM EST)

Can't.....type....crying.

*sniff* (0 replies)
started by jbaby
(12.29.2000 4:09:14 AM EST)

Can't.....type....crying.

Waaaaah? (0 replies)
started by calihankl
(12.29.2000 2:24:33 AM EST)

I did'nt get it....now how about three more cup o' noodles and pass the peacepipe.

"I know...but at least I'm not a million"

Some skunky shit! (2 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(12.29.2000 0:39:32 AM EST)


Imagine if it WOULD have caught fire!



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HEAVEN (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(12.29.2000 0:02:43 AM EST)

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