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jrsdcs
(12.04.2000 12:06:24 PM EST)
Good Joke! But it dos'nt compare to the on going joke we have to watch on TV every night.
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Anonymous Goofball
(12.04.2000 10:29:46 AM EST)
As a European-American I find this joke offensive!
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
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BALLS47
(12.04.2000 10:20:35 AM EST)
oh... wait... that wasn't funny... No... that really sucked...
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