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SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.09.2001 5:50:52 PM EST)
This not funny!!! this is just another instance of sexism!!! A man word is taken rather than a woman's. and the woman was humiliated for absolutely no reason!!!! The man was just trying to hurt the woman by accussing her of such a thing!!
anon. Goofball
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.07.2001 5:31:49 PM EST)
I can't find the audio of "Armaggedon". The newscaster reporting on the injuries of the two men who had a pet gerbil.
anon. Goofball
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.07.2001 5:30:01 PM EST)
I can't find the audio of "Armaggedon". The newscaster reporting on the injuries of the two men who had a pet gerbil.
ex
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freak374
(01.05.2001 10:59:49 PM EST)
Sounds like my ex-wife. hell she got everything else!
"GOT BEER?"
Women vs Fish
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mdx
(01.05.2001 9:34:58 PM EST)
Have you ever wondered what fish smelled like before women started swimming?
Hope for the best - prepare for the worst - take what comes.
how are you today
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xsiu
(01.03.2001 1:08:51 AM EST)
what the hell is going on!!!!
http://www.secets2success.com/special120270
Wow,
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goofballdaddy
(01.02.2001 6:49:02 PM EST)
Did Lorania Bobbit move to Nigeria and take up witchcraft? I wonder if he can find it in the bushes.
Just because he couldn't find it doesn't mean he should go blaming every "witch" around.... try exercise.
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She
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thelizard
(01.02.2001 9:32:14 AM EST)
She probably turned him down, so HE went out like a bitch.
Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.02.2001 5:00:42 AM EST)
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LMAO@Ollie
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tjshere
(01.02.2001 4:07:48 AM EST)
Are you sure, Ollie? I thought here in the states they took the `nads but left the schween intact.
9 out of 10 Goofbabes surveyed said TJ is.
lol, they never confirmed it..
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SuicideKing
(01.02.2001 2:27:46 AM EST)
the guy probably has his penis right there under his pants if they looked...a good way to get a bitch beat down...hahaha
American women do that all the time, only they use lawyers.
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SHE MUST BE A BAD WITCH
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donut38
(01.02.2001 0:08:10 AM EST)
KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME I AM DEFINITELY NOT READY TO PART WITH MY PRIVATES
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Anonymous Goofball
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