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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says: Fool me once, shame on [pause] shame on you. [Pause] Fool me [long, uncomfortable, agonizing pause] you can't get fooled again."Source: The Washington Post, "The Reliable Source," Lloyd Grove, Sept. 18, 2002
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"When I was in Boy Scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street."
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#227 'Tsialogy' is anything written about tea.
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so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
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Q: What does Bill Clinton tell Hillary right after sex?
A: I'll be home in 15 minutes.
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 Man Gets Gassed Up During Affair With Neighbor | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/04/2001 | | |  |
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TIMISORA, Romania - While engaged in the heat of passion, a 41-year-oldman suffocated to death from car exhaust fumes in his own garage. Vasile Cotovanu started the engine of his car to keep warm while having sex to 35-year-old neighbor Viorica Muresan. Obviously engrossed in what they were doing, neither noticed that they were suffocating. The pair was found by the man´s son who called an ambulance. Muresan remains in a coma in a nearby hospital.
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WOW!
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started by
lesk
(01.06.2001 9:51:19 PM EST)
What a way to go. Stupid? but what a way.
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gettin some
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mikebig
(01.06.2001 7:47:49 PM EST)
Hey if I'm gunna die, might as well die gettin some.YEAH YEAH YEAH
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hmmm...
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.05.2001 12:52:55 PM EST)
This is very uncool. I thought this site was suppossed to be funny. Instead, it was only filled with filth about stuff people really shouldn't be seeing or reading. Please stop posting this on the internet for people who don't want to see it to find.
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Bobthegooftroopleader
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.04.2001 8:47:41 PM EST)
um im not sure but in romania isnt it against the law to cheat on your spose? and if your caught dont they cut off your penis? Good thing his son found him dead..... right?
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those crazy kids...
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.04.2001 2:28:53 PM EST)
In my day, we didn't have cars so we use to have sex in the horse wagon. It was safe because we couldn't suffocate!
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those crazy kids...
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.04.2001 2:24:44 PM EST)
In my day, we didn't have cars so we use to have sex in the hirse wagon. It was safe because we couldn't suffocate!
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Hmmmm
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started by
thelizard
(01.04.2001 8:15:44 AM EST)
Was it a foreign car ?Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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Perhaps
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tjshere
(01.04.2001 4:57:04 AM EST)
She just needed a douche.9 out of 10 Goofbabes surveyed said TJ is.
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