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Peeved Primates Punish Wrongful Motorist

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/05/2001
 
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SAUDI ARABI - A group of baboons hell bent on revenge waited at the side of a mountain road for the driver that had killed one of their own. The primates laid in wait and ambushed the driver on the same mountain road in southwest Saudi Arabia where the baboon had been run down earlier in the week. After spotting the car responsible for the death, one of the apes screamed out a signal to the rest to attack, provoking the frenzied stone throwing. Although the driver was able to escape, the apes reportedly broke the windshield of his car.

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for fucks sake (0 replies)
started by molson116
(01.09.2001 2:47:49 AM EST)

when are black people gonna quit throwing rocks at cars?

SPANK THOSE MONKEYS (0 replies)
started by barnyardstyle
(01.08.2001 8:40:19 PM EST)

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hey (0 replies)
started by DARKOVERLORD
(01.06.2001 12:24:39 PM EST)

maybe they could move here and run for office as a democrap, same mentality.

TRESPASSER'S WILL BE SHOT!! SURVIVOR'S WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!!!

thats what you call (0 replies)
started by inteligent
(01.05.2001 9:16:53 PM EST)

"Gorilla warfar"

Those Monkeys....... (0 replies)
started by dancegirl
(01.05.2001 8:12:43 PM EST)

must be pretty damn organized. Must be a Saudi Arabia thing. I'll cross Saudi Arabia off my honeymoonwish list!

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that will teach them.. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.05.2001 2:36:04 PM EST)

I am one of the baboons from Saudi arabia, who wants to fuck with us now?

Take (2 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.05.2001 9:29:33 AM EST)

Take your paws off my car, you damn dirty apes !!!1

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

Uhhhhhh (2 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.05.2001 5:18:24 AM EST)

Zoology isn't exactly my field, but since when are there baboons in the desert? Don't they generally hang out in the jungle? Errrrrrr, sorry, rain forest?

9 out of 10 Goofbabes surveyed said TJ is.

He's lucky he got away... (0 replies)
started by OliverClozoff
(01.05.2001 2:06:30 AM EST)


...they were gonna go Reginald Denny on his ass!



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UH OH (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.04.2001 11:53:23 PM EST)

LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE GETTING SMARTER EVERY DAY

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