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 Woman Should Have Ducked to Avoid Flying Goose | | By: BizarreNews | Published: 01/08/2001 | | |  |
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CHRISTCHURCH PARK, Ipswich - Apparently being hit by fowls does not only happenat baseball stadiums anymore. A 47-year old woman had her tongue knocked down her throat when a flying goose hit her in the face as it took off from a pond. Luckily, a trained first-aider was near by and raced to help the injured woman as she lay on the ground. She had swallowed her tongue and stopped breathing, but he managed to revive her as another passer by called an ambulance and is now reportedly recovering at her home.
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I think not
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EastSyda
(01.08.2001 5:44:00 PM EST)
well any one who has done a first aid course or a surlife saving couse knows it is not humanly possible for some on to swallow there own tounge. if u dont belive me try it try to swallow your on tounge good luck you'll need it cause it aint possible sorry to spoil your fun :Þcomin at ya from SoNic tha hemphog of the might EastSydaZ
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yet again
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VladTepes
(01.08.2001 5:18:27 PM EST)
another reason why stupid people shouldnt be exposed to an outside environmentOf all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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AFLAC
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thelizard
(01.08.2001 9:21:07 AM EST)
QUACKPoison Clan rocks the world !!!!
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Bummer
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tjshere
(01.08.2001 6:59:13 AM EST)
She may never deep-throat again.All men are basically dogs at heart, but some of us make pretty good pets.
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