Domino´s Driver Doesn´t Deliver Everything
By: BizarreNews	Published: 01/09/2001
MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Michigan - Apparently Domino´s Pizza delivery drivers don´t deliver everything. The driver told police he went to apartment building, not realizing the food order was for the rear apartment and knocked on the door of the front apartment. A woman who appeared to be intoxicated or high on drugs reportedly came out of the apartment and offered to perform a sex act for the food. As he tried to pull away to get back to his car, the woman bit him on the arm, then climbed through his window and allegedly grabbed his crotch several times. Somehow, the woman wound up with the food and 20-ounce pop that had been on the car´s front seat. The delivery driver later went to a local hospital for a tetanus shot. Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?
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isnt that special??? (0 replies) started by jerman (01.11.2001 8:11:35 AM EST) As a ex pizza delivery boy for Little Ceasar's I've pretty much seen it all, you'll have drunk customers who will give you free beer and larger tips b/c they cant distinguish between one's and twenty's (I always loved that),"thats 3 ones right?" "yes of course it is sir", people who seem to place the order right when they're about to have sex then when I get there, they're in the middle of it, ugly people like this one lady with a mustache and goatee who stunk soooo bad, (Im glad she didnt bite me) then there was this one lady mmmhmm always loved delivering to her.(if ya know what I mean)But jsyk, rich doctors do not mean better tip, they're tightasses!!

isnt that special??? (0 replies) started by jerman (01.11.2001 8:05:46 AM EST) As a ex pizza delivery boy for Little Ceasar's I've pretty much seen it all, you'll have drunk customers who will give you free beer and larger tips b/c they cant distinguish between one's and twenty's (I always loved that),"thats 3 ones right?" "yes of course it is sir", people who seem to place the order right when they're about to have sex then when I get there, they're in the middle of it, ugly people like this one lady with a mustache and goatee who stunk soooo bad, (Im glad she didnt bite me) then there was this one lady mmmhmm always loved delivering to her.(if ya know what I mean)But jsyk, rich doctors do not mean better tip, they're tightasses!!

i've heard better stories (0 replies) started by maddog1965 (01.10.2001 10:44:09 PM EST) i used to work for domino's ,i've seen some wild shit before even better than that,and heard even wilder stories, i was in an asst. mgr. . i miss my wild nude female customer,every nite thing, i was requested, ha,ha, take that!!!!

HaHa (0 replies) started by shortmn2 (01.10.2001 6:22:29 PM EST) That is a very good joke

wow (0 replies) started by bigmike103 (01.10.2001 8:37:22 AM EST) That is a first. Sex for pizza

mmm...Dominos (0 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.09.2001 10:04:41 PM EST) well, this is very strange! But look on the bright side, some pizza boys don't get any tips at all!

Yeah, right. (0 replies) started by NakedCanuck (01.09.2001 4:08:05 PM EST) "As he pulled away", she somehow grabbed all the food.... no, no, no. What happened is he put his arm in her mouth to keep her from screaming while he was giving it to her; then gave her the food as "payment". The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

a 20-ounce pop? (3 replies) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.09.2001 3:02:40 PM EST) "Pop" is mid-west slang for carbonated water, or what most other people call "soda".

I work at Domino's (0 replies) started by king119 (01.09.2001 11:30:58 AM EST) This is the funniest thing I have ever heard. Why cant that happen to me.

Dominos sucks (1 reply) started by tjeclipse (01.09.2001 8:47:47 AM EST) Thats why they call them Dialahoe instead of dominos

But (0 replies) started by thelizard (01.09.2001 8:07:48 AM EST) But Domino's SUCKS !!!!! Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

sex (1 reply) started by Anonymous Goofball (01.09.2001 7:45:33 AM EST) I have a bit of trouble because my best friend jo had his testicles removed and he is trying to bite mine off can you help me?

I would have (0 replies) started by molson116 (01.09.2001 2:40:53 AM EST) Beat the shit out of her and ate the pizza then said that she stole it and then gone to the hospital for an aids shot, then i would have drank the coke

Yeah Sure.... (0 replies) started by dave3236 (01.09.2001 0:57:36 AM EST) He fought back...that's just what he told the lawdogs and his boss. SUPERDAVE

DOMINO PIZZA SUCKS (0 replies)   started by donut38 (01.09.2001 0:04:36 AM EST) WHY BOTHER GOING THROUGH ALL THAT FOR A CARDBOARD PIZZA

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