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Sleepy Motorist Puts His Foot Down

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/11/2001
 
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AMAGASAKI, Tokyo - It took a car fire to wake up a sleeping motorist

after he fell asleep with his foot on the accelerator

of his vehicle. Tetsuya Yamada was in a parking lot

when he fell asleep with his car in drive. During his

slumber, Yamada accidentally put his foot on the accelerator and his car hit another vehicle parked close by. The jolt failed to waken the sleepy motorist and his foot continued to rest on the accelerator. Approximately two hours later, the rubber from the tires had completely worn away and the metal rims grating against the concrete caused the undercarriage to ignite. Yamada finally woke up when the interior of his car was in flames and managed to crawl out of the car unharmed.

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no wonder (0 replies)
started by mazdarx7
(01.11.2001 6:58:05 PM EST)

Why you dumb gooks always lose the wars

Sweet.... (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.11.2001 4:23:57 PM EST)

Drunk driving is a serious problem, even in places where all the alcohol is made out of rice!

And I Thought I Was Hard To Wake Up!!! (1 reply)
started by Boogers4Sale
(01.11.2001 12:17:56 PM EST)

I think that the reporter neglected to mention that the motorist was on morphine, demerol, opium, valium and had just injected himself with 50 cc's of heroin...

I wouldn't suck your cock if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!!!

the cliche is true (0 replies)
started by carewser
(01.11.2001 3:38:17 AM EST)

with stories like that it is no wonder people come up with sterotypes like slant-eyes can't drive!

yeah right (0 replies)
started by fatherjack
(01.11.2001 3:37:15 AM EST)

Me Bollocks! as if you could sleep thru all that

SOUNDS FAKE (0 replies)
started by donut38
(01.11.2001 0:00:44 AM EST)

I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT TIRES START ON FIRE MUCH FASTER THAN THAT OF COURSE I WASN`T DRIVING A GUTLESS RICE ROCKET EITHER

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started by stupiddogg
(01.11.2001 0:00:18 AM EST)

sucks 2 b me


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