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Counterfeit Underwear Scheme Goes Bottom Up

By: BizarreNewsPublished: 01/12/2001
 
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ESSEX - Police are trying to get to the bottom of a scandal

involving thousands of pairs of counterfeit Wallace

and Gromit, Tasmanian Devil and Homer Simpson

underpants. A total of 14 boxes of the illegal undies

were seized by trading standards officials in a

shipment from Copenhagen during routine inspections.

Trading standards officers believe the stock would

have been collected in person by market stallholders

in time for the last few shopping days before

Christmas. No arrests have been made and

investigations are continuing.

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Hey Barnyardstyle (2 replies)
started by noliejames
(01.12.2001 4:39:59 PM EST)

You don't get out much, do you?

-Nolie-

Michael Jackson (0 replies)
started by Roger
(01.12.2001 3:34:45 PM EST)

..ask him about it.

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Masturbating the War God (1 reply)
started by barnyardstyle
(01.12.2001 11:12:32 AM EST)

Evil sick flames cast uncertain shadows
in the dimly lit Temple of Anhur
as we count the dead and vanquished
by hacking off their phalluses and piling the severed hands
before the living stone image of the God
The shamed and humbled women of the subjugated
kneel in hopeless aquiescence
as we grasp them by the hair and force them to serve
our father Anhur
Yea we impale them on the massive stone member
of the Ithyphallic War God until
the backs of their throats are torn out
and their bowels are ripped apart
One by one we force the female captives the serve the Ahati
until the Gods legs are awash with blood
and his phallus drips with red and black gore
Un snem sheth tesher mekhsefu parthal m aba neth Anhur
We lay our Bloodstained weapons of Iron
on the Altar of Anhur
and His Seed blesses us with strength to slay our enemies
Like as unto Menthu we have become Ithyphallic
The mighty Sekhmet is with us

As homer would say.. (0 replies)
started by blahblahblah2
(01.12.2001 11:05:14 AM EST)

Doh!

Blah Blah Blah.. Logging in sucks

So that's (0 replies)
started by thelizard
(01.12.2001 9:02:00 AM EST)

So that's where Cameron Diaz found those small ass Underoos for that insipid flick.

Poison Clan rocks the world !!!!

I know I was excited..... (1 reply)
started by alphagore
(01.12.2001 8:49:20 AM EST)

when Tipper brought home my first pair of Homer Simpson Underoos.

How to get them. (0 replies)
started by Anonymous Goofball
(01.12.2001 7:38:13 AM EST)

I think to catch them they will need to go undercover into this underwear scandal. I also wonder if the counterfeit underwear already comes premarked with human tire treads?

nice (0 replies)
started by redlopster
(01.12.2001 6:52:03 AM EST)

i guess they are just ass out of luck

Oh Great...... (0 replies)
started by dave3236
(01.12.2001 0:21:48 AM EST)

Now they are looking into underwear.Where will it all end. (No pun intended)

SUPERDAVE

OOOH (0 replies)  
started by donut38
(01.12.2001 0:02:47 AM EST)

SEXY UNDIES

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