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Man´s Dream of a Bigger Penis is a Bit of a Stretch
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BIG PENIS
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.25.2001 9:48:00 PM EST)
I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY. I JUST WANT A DOUBLE SIZED LONG DONG SILVER PENIS
Chong
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.18.2001 2:20:20 PM EST)
12 inches??? My 7 incher has done me just fine. Penis-envy, I think so.
Dick size
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started by
rachelf
(01.15.2001 1:04:19 PM EST)
Who cares how big your dick is???--Us girls only have four inches in us anyway, it's not going to make a difference if it's 4 inches or 12 inches.
Paging Dr. Santos
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carolfmga
(01.15.2001 8:22:20 AM EST)
Please make my husband get an appointment! LOL
Carol
Well......
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started by
dogma
(01.14.2001 3:13:29 PM EST)
I had a girl tell me she wanted a man with a 12" penis. I told her I dont fold my dick in half for anybody!
(Har, Har Har!)
THE PHRASE
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donut38
(01.13.2001 11:19:42 PM EST)
SIZE DOSEN`T MATTER
APPLIES ONLY TO THOSE WHO AREN`T GETTING ANY
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
Hey!!!
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started by
wickedcircusfreak
(01.13.2001 10:40:29 PM EST)
I thought size didn't matter.
At least I hoped it didn't...
believe it or not
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therealbigdog
(01.13.2001 5:15:33 PM EST)
speaking from personal experience a 12" cock can be great at times however it can also be a hinderence.
Every time you take a shit you have to try to keep it out of the water.
wassupp
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.13.2001 2:02:57 PM EST)
your dumb everone is going to know it is a fake penis you dumbass
hey
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Anonymous Goofball
(01.13.2001 1:44:37 PM EST)
where can i get one?
ha
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(01.13.2001 10:48:19 AM EST)
hahahahahahahhahahahaahah
HE WANTS TO BE
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donut38
(01.13.2001 0:18:52 AM EST)
A DIAMOND IN THE BUFF
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